"I'm 45, or 5 times 9."

"When it comes to the pickle Mr. Pecker has put the president in..."

says "all things are interrelated in odd ways" and the improbability drive in the Heart of Gold Starship was just given a nice very warm cup of tea.

improbability events are often controlled by phone numbers

This one would be 2^2024561111 against.

and deep thinker. Ahead of his time... whenever that was or will be

I, on the other hand, am simply a very depressed paranoid android with a pain in my diodes on the left side of my body... with a brain the size of a planet.

and occasionally drink pan-galactic gargle blasters.

Shall I quote some Vogon poetry to you? It is only the third worst poetry in the Galaxy.

much like politics