He is our president, and we should support him!

Today, the question that everybody wants to talk about is keeping the national pecker safe

So down at the diner we are asking if the national pecker is locked safely in a safe or if it should be? I am thinking that book Bobbitt about the real estate person might help us think about locking the national pecker in a safe but then Flo says I am confused. I think Flo is confused but everybody has a right to her wrong opinion so there we go again

I also want to say that I also think the president is right to make sure we are all clear which hunt everybody is talking about, because this is not the season for hunting ducks or bears or even deer. But Flo changes the topic to baseball by asking whose on first? I feel Flo is a nice person but she is a really not fast thinker so it can be hard to talk with her because she has trouble following what we are talking about when we are talking today about the important things happening nowadays

And there is also that news about the president's friend not paying his taxes. Everybody knows people who do not pay his taxes so why is this news? But he might go to jail for it and that is just wrong. What if we put everybody in jail for not paying his taxes? Then who would be left to pay his taxes? The government tried this once with some Italian guy from Chicago back in the 1930s, Al Capocollo, I think. Anyway, they put him in jail and everybody lost their job and it was bad for the economy and this is why we need to keep the national pecker safe