Christie is the repig whose ambition outweighs his common sense. He is probably the only 'pig that Flip-Flopper can convince to get into his sinking lifeboat of a campaign. Christie will help sink it faster.

"Shut up! Go to Hell! Nratz sbiggfolm dirty, sucka!!!1!!1"

They'll have to have coordinated airlifts, as Christie has a problem with walking more than a few hundred feet.

Recall how he used the state helicopter to get around at his kid's football game.

field to the seat behind the dugouts. He'd needed a limo to travel a distance of almost 250 feet!

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Just left him there.

If it is Christie, chubby is kind of putting it mildly.