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Aviation Pro

(12,186 posts)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:01 PM Aug 2012

So lemme get this straight....

....and this is directed not just at Lurch the Fucking Infant StiffTM but also at the fucking lurkers, posers, disruptors and trolls from the 40 - 45% of the dumb fucks who will vote for this fucking loser in November.

This fuckwad, this coward, this fucking splooge stain is begging the President's campaign to stop bringing up his so-called business experience and his income taxes as unfair and out of bounds.

Really?

And this is the fucking asshat you want to put up against the likes of ex-KGB Colonel Vladimir Putin?

Fuck that noise, fuck you and fuck every fucking yellow cell in your fucking pasty white bodies. I want a cold, steely-eyed sniper in the White House and we got him right now. He didn't blink when the opportunity to kill that fucking murderer of 3,000 Americans presented itself. Your guy? He probably would have run off to a bunker like the fucking surrender monkey that he is.

And for the fucking record, when he was of age to serve his country where did this shitstain desert to?

[font size="24" color="red"]FRANCE.[/font]

So pull the fucking lever for your fucking walking wad of coward. It only proves that all the patriotic bullshit you've spewed is nothing more than that, bull....shit.

Go fuck yourselves repeatedly.

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So lemme get this straight.... (Original Post) Aviation Pro Aug 2012 OP
Thanks for sugar coating it. TheCowsCameHome Aug 2012 #1
Thanks, I needed that !! russspeakeasy Aug 2012 #2
You forgot to call him an inbred doucherocket. nt Tennessee Gal Aug 2012 #3
I'll include it next time... Aviation Pro Aug 2012 #4
dude, you shouldn't repress your feelings so much.... mike_c Aug 2012 #5
Maybe he was in France too long Politicalboi Aug 2012 #6
Bwahaha! I knew it was going to be hilarious when I clicked on it. Tears and LOL! freshwest Aug 2012 #7
You called it! Ilsa Aug 2012 #8
What in the hell are you talking about? nt cecilfirefox Aug 2012 #9
What are YOU talking about? darkangel218 Aug 2012 #12
Read it again. JohnnyRingo Aug 2012 #28
lol! Cha Aug 2012 #32
Did he stutter? EvolveOrConvolve Aug 2012 #45
Did he stutter? tavalon Aug 2012 #53
He's talking to the other side, the lurkers who hang out here, hoping to tavalon Aug 2012 #52
That flew right over this posters head. obxhead Aug 2012 #62
Oh, you are having some fun now. StrictlyRockers Aug 2012 #10
Awesome post! darkangel218 Aug 2012 #11
FREEDOM FRIES UNITE! HopeHoops Aug 2012 #13
The fucking douche asked for it... Aviation Pro Aug 2012 #14
I think the word "douche" might just be overused. We need a more offensive term. HopeHoops Aug 2012 #15
"Inbred doucherocket" adds a bit of pizazz TheCowsCameHome Aug 2012 #17
Yeah, I like that one, but it sounds PAINFUL! HopeHoops Aug 2012 #18
shit-stained douchepickle mike_c Aug 2012 #48
I vote for this one tavalon Aug 2012 #51
"douchepickle"? HopeHoops Aug 2012 #56
DU fucking rec... SidDithers Aug 2012 #16
Well, ProSense Aug 2012 #19
now tell us how you really feel. eom ellenfl Aug 2012 #20
LOL this is so true! American Made Aug 2012 #21
One mistake... B Stieg Aug 2012 #22
Evidently, can't Cha Aug 2012 #33
If you fuck yourself retroactively Warren Stupidity Aug 2012 #61
Like Ed Schultz Always Says... "We (Liberals) johnnyplankton Aug 2012 #23
I may have never enjoyed reading a post as much as this. Well done. RedSpartan Aug 2012 #24
It was bad enough that the shitstain ran away to France Major Nikon Aug 2012 #25
Just like mr ted nugent. darkangel218 Aug 2012 #36
It's all true, but it's not France's fault if he deserted there. Amonester Aug 2012 #26
I was being ironical.... Aviation Pro Aug 2012 #44
It's OK. They're all cowardly losers anyway. Amonester Aug 2012 #46
I think you might get your point across better if you add some alliteration... yawnmaster Aug 2012 #27
Go fuck yourselves repeatedly. seanpencil Aug 2012 #29
Fuckin' splooge stain! valerief Aug 2012 #30
Fab rant! Politicub Aug 2012 #31
What's REALLY funny is the Republicans are running the guy they claimed was Kerry. Spitfire of ATJ Aug 2012 #34
yeah well rockingirl Aug 2012 #35
You mustve woke up on the wrong side of the bed darkangel218 Aug 2012 #39
Brilliant hard hitting Rant, AP! Cha Aug 2012 #37
I think you've captured it. liberalmuse Aug 2012 #38
You know it isn't healthy to repress your feelings. Riley18 Aug 2012 #40
Possibly this century's biggest spoiled phony, even topping Queen SarUH. HughBeaumont Aug 2012 #41
Wow!!!!! Nicely put! LongTomH Aug 2012 #42
...you put the lime in the coconut, drink em both up. Hissyspit Aug 2012 #43
And a tip of the hat Spirochete Aug 2012 #47
thanks for the much needed laugh ktower Aug 2012 #49
I think you may have outed your nom de plume tavalon Aug 2012 #50
I am but an angry hack.... Aviation Pro Aug 2012 #57
Indeed he is tavalon Aug 2012 #58
I believe.... Aviation Pro Aug 2012 #59
Lee and a thousand others tavalon Aug 2012 #60
K&R, well said. Priceless. txwhitedove Aug 2012 #54
Don't hold back like that. VOX Aug 2012 #55
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter Ikonoklast Aug 2012 #63

Ilsa

(61,698 posts)
8. You called it!
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:24 PM
Aug 2012

Dude, you and Obama have both got ball sacks like steel cantaloupes. (So does my best girlfriend, now that I think about it.)

And RMoney is an inbred doucherocket.

tavalon

(27,985 posts)
52. He's talking to the other side, the lurkers who hang out here, hoping to
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 03:23 AM
Aug 2012

find someone to make fun of.

StrictlyRockers

(3,855 posts)
10. Oh, you are having some fun now.
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:36 PM
Aug 2012

Keep it up, AP!!

This shitstain, draft-dodging, elitist scum is gonna lose, and lose badly. Any Repuke who votes for this loser, and who can't see what a limp wad of fail he is, deserves to be excoriated for their stupidity.

I can't wait for the next poll. Every poll for the past month has just gotten better and better...

<-----Romney!!

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
56. "douchepickle"?
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 10:11 AM
Aug 2012


Okay, now THAT is one of the few things of that nature that I've never heard before.

ProSense

(116,464 posts)
19. Well,
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:22 PM
Aug 2012

"this is directed not just at Lurch the Fucking Infant StiffTM but also at the fucking lurkers, posers, disruptors and trolls from the 40 - 45% of the dumb fucks who will vote for this fucking loser in November."

...you have a way with words.



B Stieg

(2,410 posts)
22. One mistake...
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:55 PM
Aug 2012

You forgot to note that the GOP is fucking itself RETROACTIVELY.

Quite a feat, actually.

 

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)
61. If you fuck yourself retroactively
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 04:24 PM
Aug 2012

Can you get yourself retroactively pregnant with your future self? Have the republicans become their own love child in the ultimate onanistic act?

johnnyplankton

(352 posts)
23. Like Ed Schultz Always Says... "We (Liberals)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:00 PM
Aug 2012

"We (Liberals) Need to Stop Bringing Our Library Books to Rock Fights. A Little Anger is OK Sometimes...

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
25. It was bad enough that the shitstain ran away to France
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:01 PM
Aug 2012

But he made statements supporting the war BEFORE going. Then afterwards he claimed he didn't seek any deferments from Vietnam, even though he did.

He also lied about his taxes once before, but now we have to just trust him.

What a putz.

 

darkangel218

(13,985 posts)
36. Just like mr ted nugent.
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:42 PM
Aug 2012

Actually he didn't shower for a month and pooped in his pants for 3 days before reporting on duty and dodged the war, and now he's the big " patriot " telling everyone off! Freaking hypocrites!!

Amonester

(11,541 posts)
26. It's all true, but it's not France's fault if he deserted there.
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:02 PM
Aug 2012

Non.

And non-banned-yet freepers already hate that fuckstick anyway (but will still vote for him secretly, so you've got something there).

Aviation Pro

(12,186 posts)
44. I was being ironical....
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 11:37 PM
Aug 2012

....although the irony is lost on the bags that douche that compromise his constituency.

Amonester

(11,541 posts)
46. It's OK. They're all cowardly losers anyway.
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 11:43 PM
Aug 2012

None of them freepers will admit publicly that they voted for Robme Hood come Nov. 8 anyway.

yawnmaster

(2,812 posts)
27. I think you might get your point across better if you add some alliteration...
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:07 PM
Aug 2012

especially after the word fuck...there are plenty of opportunities up there.

Politicub

(12,165 posts)
31. Fab rant!
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:27 PM
Aug 2012

And very true. I'm glad that we finally have a candidate that pushes back.

And gets out ahead - the Obama campaign defined the pros and cons (mostly cons) for romney's vp picks. Awesome.

 

Spitfire of ATJ

(32,723 posts)
34. What's REALLY funny is the Republicans are running the guy they claimed was Kerry.
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:34 PM
Aug 2012

Rich, elitist, from "Taxachusetts" who likes water sports and does bad photo-ops, is a wimp, a liar, and a cheat who's a "for things before he was against them" flip flopper that you can't trust.

But on the other hand, he's white.

If Obama were white Romney would be the LAST guy they would vote for because the GOP got them to HATE that kind of guy.

They vote based on hate so their big decision is, "Who do they hate more?" and it'll be the black guy with a "D",...of course.....

Then there are those that just wake up every 4 years to hit the "R" and go back to sleep. They might not even know who's running.

rockingirl

(39 posts)
35. yeah well
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:39 PM
Aug 2012

thanks for that but it's just so much preaching at the choir in my opinion. furthermore, your profanity really negates from your point. is that all you got?

post it somewhere else where it might have some influence maybe?

Cha

(297,655 posts)
37. Brilliant hard hitting Rant, AP!
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:46 PM
Aug 2012

I found this in the comment section under PoliticusUSA's article on "63% of Americans demand that romney release his tax returns". I think it makes a Very Important Point! And, I'm passing it around..

"John SFC RET USA"

"There is a legitimate reason to see Romney’s tax records, and anything else the nation feels is important about his character. He is essentially trying to get the highest security clearance and he needs to be put under the microscope. This is more than just another glee club popularity event for the rich Prince."

http://www.politicususa.com/63-americans-demand-mitt-romney-release-tax-returns.html#comment-205497

liberalmuse

(18,672 posts)
38. I think you've captured it.
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:48 PM
Aug 2012

The anger. The disgust. The insult of having to watch this ridiculous farce play out day in and day out. There's just no excuse for any American being stupid enough to vote for this atrocity posing as an "adult".

HughBeaumont

(24,461 posts)
41. Possibly this century's biggest spoiled phony, even topping Queen SarUH.
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 11:00 PM
Aug 2012

Even something as blatantly salt-of-the-earth as a photo-op with a farmer, he STILL has to go to a 1%er Feudal Lord who has 54 operations and a mushroom space mansion. You cannot really trust anyone who obviously is not comfortable being around non-bluebloods. All he wants is the title. He doesn't want the responsibility, he can't HANDLE it. Momjeans would probably be happy being Grovel Nerdquest's signing hand.

What's even better is that the Fucking Stiff is only the beginning of the Shit Parade hilarity for the GOP. They'll never learn their lesson and go even further to the right in the future, as hard as that is to believe.

ktower

(7 posts)
49. thanks for the much needed laugh
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 03:08 AM
Aug 2012


"this is directed not just at Lurch the Fucking Infant StiffTM but also at the fucking lurkers, posers, disruptors and trolls from the 40 - 45% of the dumb fucks who will vote for this fucking loser in November."

these are the chickens voting for Colonel Sanders

tavalon

(27,985 posts)
50. I think you may have outed your nom de plume
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 03:21 AM
Aug 2012

You're really the Rude Pundit, aren't you? If not, he should hire you to stand in for him when he's away.

Excellent Rant!

tavalon

(27,985 posts)
58. Indeed he is
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 11:59 AM
Aug 2012

and he's just been handed charity. Charity he doesn't need, but I suspect he will not look that gift horse in the mouth.

Aviation Pro

(12,186 posts)
59. I believe....
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 12:25 PM
Aug 2012

...that by the time Lee gets done eviscerating Eddie Munster the Fucking ParasiteTM he will be but a rumour.

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