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WASHINGTONFearing for his safety after an incident with Fred Guttenberg the previous day, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was reportedly packing a gun at his Senate hearing Wednesday in case the father of a Parkland shooting victim tried to shake his hand again. If that son-of-a-bitch comes up and threatens to greet me one more time, hes got another thing coming, said a jumpy Kavanaugh, who concealed a semi-automatic pistol in his belt to protect himself against the gun control activist as he appeared before the Senate Judiciary Committee, reaching toward the firearm several times believing he saw Guttenberg approaching to introduce himself out of the corner of his vision. Im not going to sit here unable to defend myself against people trying to meet meI know my Second Amendment rights. This is my confirmation hearing, and if that bastard comes at me again, Im going to blow off his damn hand. At press time, a frightened Kavanaugh had grabbed his gun to stand his ground against a threatening black man and shot Senator Cory Booker.
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bullwinkle428
(20,629 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,929 posts)they must be having a hell of a time coming up with something that is satirical and relevant - but the "truth" that keeps occurring only matches their best efforts. Really - who could believe that this shit is true?
Gothmog
(145,359 posts)erronis
(15,306 posts)I hear that only REAL repuglicon men are able to serve on SCOTUS. Not ones with their manhood spattered behind.