Love the Onion

Ok, I just burst out laughing at work. Probably because I could really see them doing something like that.

Thanks for posting!

truly start listening to the people, listen to issues accurately stated, all w/o dark money interference. After all, I feel that for example, the Koch money is interfering w/ my first amendment right to hear those voices that need to be heard, but instead, because of all of the dark money out there, oftentimes the true message gets drowned out/swamped, and the American people don't hear the true ramifications of all sides on an issue.

It's really sad, the above stats. That's why we need true representation of the people, by the people, for the people because this in truth, isn't happening.

That can't possibly be true.

OMFG if it is

A phony faker.

I'm dying here . .

They'll catch that slippery devil

"At press time, Eric Trump was reportedly bawling after getting trapped under the laundry basket while trying to grab the Snickers bar."

Try a diet coke and a quarter pounder/fish filet without the bread.