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EarlG

(21,949 posts) Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:21 PM Sep 2018

What invisible thing (or things) is Trump carrying in this picure?

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What invisible thing (or things) is Trump carrying in this picure? (Original Post) EarlG Sep 2018 OP

He's flossing. Doesn't want to end up like ghouliani. unblock Sep 2018 #1

Flossing between his ears. C_U_L8R Sep 2018 #21

... skylucy Sep 2018 #33

First thing that comes to mind Soxfan58 Sep 2018 #2

I went there in post #7 (below) lunatica Sep 2018 #9

Two MONDO sized leftieNanner Sep 2018 #3

baby. ginnyinWI Sep 2018 #4

He's John Galt.... obviously! Anon-C Sep 2018 #5

Experiment to see if M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Sneederbunk Sep 2018 #6

He's fucking the air. lunatica Sep 2018 #7

Is that a thing? PJMcK Sep 2018 #12

I've only read about this, but something called "fist-f'in"? Like the whole USA is being FF'd? erronis Sep 2018 #15

A very small portion of his massive... SeattleVet Sep 2018 #8

Tiny fist pump Cirque du So-What Sep 2018 #10

Reddit is on it: demmiblue Sep 2018 #11

Fake barbells? greatauntoftriplets Sep 2018 #13

He's jerking off two Russian cocks. Dave Starsky Sep 2018 #14

...as they are peeing on his face n/t blitzen Sep 2018 #27

Y -- M -- C -- A mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2018 #16

Queeg ball bearings rusty fender Sep 2018 #17

This message was self-deleted by its author Guy Whitey Corngood Sep 2018 #18

He is having a temper tantrum because he has lost his binky (pacifier.) patricia92243 Sep 2018 #19

His yu-u-u-u-ge ego. Arkansas Granny Sep 2018 #20

My son when he was a baby revmclaren Sep 2018 #22

... sheshe2 Sep 2018 #30

He's farting. Letting a big one rip. See how those behind him seem to hesitate and look at his ass? Nitram Sep 2018 #23

Pretending to do a triple chin-up Blue Owl Sep 2018 #24

Left hand: "I'm John Barron, and I am in no way a sock puppet for my great boss muriel_volestrangler Sep 2018 #25

I think he's in the process of filling his Depends. Vinca Sep 2018 #26

I think it is that imaginary cross he has to bear for us... Wounded Bear Sep 2018 #28

Two buckets of hooker piss on a milkmaid's yoke RockRaven Sep 2018 #29

50,000 lb. barbell. moondust Sep 2018 #31

Struggling against his inner demons. n/t slumcamper Sep 2018 #32

This is what comes to mind every time I see this pic. underthematrix Sep 2018 #34

Arrows sticking in each ear bellmartin Sep 2018 #35

It's hard to take serious a 300 lb man with fists madinmaryland Sep 2018 #36

He's got one fist of iron, and the other of steel SkatmanRoth Sep 2018 #37

Karma. n/t Orsino Sep 2018 #38

From the Hoarse Whisperer Gothmog Sep 2018 #39

One half of The Constitution in each hand Runningdawg Sep 2018 #40

unblock

(52,243 posts)

1. He's flossing. Doesn't want to end up like ghouliani.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:22 PM

Sep 2018

C_U_L8R

(45,003 posts)

21. Flossing between his ears.

Reply to unblock (Reply #1)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:05 PM

Sep 2018

skylucy

(3,739 posts)

33. ...

Reply to C_U_L8R (Reply #21)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 04:20 PM

Sep 2018

Soxfan58

(3,479 posts)

2. First thing that comes to mind

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:23 PM

Sep 2018

I can't post here.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

9. I went there in post #7 (below)

Reply to Soxfan58 (Reply #2)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:30 PM

Sep 2018

Because that’s exactly what it looks like.

leftieNanner

(15,115 posts)

3. Two MONDO sized

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:24 PM

Sep 2018

KFC buckets. One original and one extra crispy. The guy behind him on Melania's left has the giant sack of biscuits.

ginnyinWI

(17,276 posts)

4. baby.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:25 PM

Sep 2018

Anon-C

(3,430 posts)

5. He's John Galt.... obviously!

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:25 PM

Sep 2018

Sneederbunk

(14,291 posts)

6. Experiment to see if M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:27 PM

Sep 2018

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

7. He's fucking the air.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:28 PM

Sep 2018

Actually it’s more like raping it, but I’m sure the distinction is too subtle for Trump.

PJMcK

(22,037 posts)

12. Is that a thing?

Reply to lunatica (Reply #7)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:34 PM

Sep 2018

(wink)

erronis

(15,290 posts)

15. I've only read about this, but something called "fist-f'in"? Like the whole USA is being FF'd?

Reply to lunatica (Reply #7)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:48 PM

Sep 2018

Vlad - you are a genius and full of fun.

SeattleVet

(5,477 posts)

8. A very small portion of his massive...

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:29 PM

Sep 2018

ego.

The rest remains inside Air Force One.

Cirque du So-What

(25,941 posts)

10. Tiny fist pump

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:31 PM

Sep 2018

earns zero cred in prison yard.

demmiblue

(36,860 posts)

11. Reddit is on it:

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:33 PM

Sep 2018

Had ribs today for lunch on Airforce one

Shake weight

I'm not listening, I'm not listening!

https://old.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/9exty8/psbattle_donald_trump_arriving_at_flight_93/

greatauntoftriplets

(175,742 posts)

13. Fake barbells?

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:35 PM

Sep 2018

Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)

14. He's jerking off two Russian cocks.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:39 PM

Sep 2018

Vladimir Putin and Russian crime boss (and frequent Trump Tower patron) Semion Mogilevich.

blitzen

(4,572 posts)

27. ...as they are peeing on his face n/t

Reply to Dave Starsky (Reply #14)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:56 PM

Sep 2018

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,479 posts)

16. Y -- M -- C -- A

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:53 PM

Sep 2018

Hat tip, Glenn Middleton:

US president Donald Trump restores dignity to white house, at solemn memorial for victims of terrorist attacks.

Link to tweet

Its like he's dancing to the Village People's YMCA.

Link to tweet

rusty fender

(3,428 posts)

17. Queeg ball bearings

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 01:55 PM

Sep 2018

He’s still obsessed by the anonymous op-ed writer, er strawberries

Response to EarlG (Original post)

Guy Whitey Corngood This message was self-deleted by its author.

patricia92243

(12,597 posts)

19. He is having a temper tantrum because he has lost his binky (pacifier.)

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:02 PM

Sep 2018

Arkansas Granny

(31,518 posts)

20. His yu-u-u-u-ge ego.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:05 PM

Sep 2018

revmclaren

(2,524 posts)

22. My son when he was a baby

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:28 PM

Sep 2018

used to make the same gestures and facial expression when he was filling his diaper.

sheshe2

(83,785 posts)

30. ...

Reply to revmclaren (Reply #22)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 03:04 PM

Sep 2018

Nitram

(22,811 posts)

23. He's farting. Letting a big one rip. See how those behind him seem to hesitate and look at his ass?

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:29 PM

Sep 2018

Even the guy way over on Trump's right heard it.

Blue Owl

(50,393 posts)

24. Pretending to do a triple chin-up

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:41 PM

Sep 2018

n/t

muriel_volestrangler

(101,321 posts)

25. Left hand: "I'm John Barron, and I am in no way a sock puppet for my great boss

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:54 PM

Sep 2018

Mr. Donald J. Trump who is a very stable genius!"

Right hand: "I'm David Dennison, and it was me who screwed Stormy Daniels, not that wonderful President Trump, who had the best wins in the electoral college! I am not a soo-do-lym ... shoe-due-myn - sock puppet neither!"