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PCIntern

(25,553 posts)
Sun Sep 16, 2018, 05:12 PM Sep 2018

Guess what RW assholes/fascists:

We are gonna do a little jiu-jitsu on you...

Your bow-tie boy Tucker had the temerity (you can look that up) to call Mr. Avenatti "Creepy" not just to his face but on the chyron underneath him on your favorite Network FOX/PRAVDA/TASS.

So you guys like that word? Get ready because we are gonna use it before each of your guys who's been accused or proven of having what you would call "inappropriate sexual contact" with another party.

This includes your CREEPY President Donald Trump who very CREEPILY had UNPROTECTED SEX with a Porn Star, as you folks like to refer to her, without a condom covering his CREEPY penis. Perhaps he couldn't find one "Extra Small" but I digress. And what's more, he CREEPILY had sex many many times with a Playboy Model with whom he also did not use a condom, which is very very CREEPY because you KNOW how many men she had sex with, right? Because you folks always are braying about how the immorality of Playboy and the (dear departed) Hugh Hefner who was an unabashed liberal undermined AMERICAN VALUES horribly and irretrievably. So CREEPY HAIR Trump was sticking his creepy wang all over the place and no doubt has had some variety of CREEPY Venereal Disease which he no doubt brought home to several of his wives. These may include, but are not limited to, CREEPY crabs, CREEPY Gonorrhea, CREEPY Syphilis, CREEPY Hepatitis C, CREEPY Lice, and who knows, maybe CREEPY HIV. You know better than we do that these prurient and despicable adulterers who are going to BURN IN HELL for eternity. No? Ask your holier-than-thou Vice-President who cannot be alone with another female who's not his wife or HE will succumb possibly to CREEPY instincts to bend the woman over a chair and CREEPILY assault her, right?

Which brings me to your CREEPY Supreme Court nominee. Good luck with this guy: the jokes will be unveiled shortly, the accusations will be legion, and if he's confirmed he's gonna eclipse the pubic-hair-on-the-Coke-can of Justice (I'll pull up the ladder now that I've climbed up) Thomas. We are gonna hang this CREEPY rapist around the neck of every one of you in every election from now to the year 2100.

And one more thing, you CREEPY hypocrites: Fuck You.

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Guess what RW assholes/fascists: (Original Post) PCIntern Sep 2018 OP
Yep mikeysnot Sep 2018 #1
Hear, Hear! smirkymonkey Sep 2018 #2
How I wish that all that would come true! Glorfindel Sep 2018 #3
Most EXCELLENT rant, my dear PCIntern! CaliforniaPeggy Sep 2018 #4
K&R Scurrilous Sep 2018 #5
In the interest of being factual BlueHusker Sep 2018 #6
Come to my dental practice and look through the charts from the old days... PCIntern Sep 2018 #8
That explains what happened to Tucker's CREEPY little bow tie Zambero Sep 2018 #7
Pee Wee Tucker! Ligyron Sep 2018 #14
That felt good and I didn't write it Perseus Sep 2018 #9
The best Republicons could come up with to defend Kavanaugh is creepy Mark Judge Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2018 #10
Creepy! PatrickforO Sep 2018 #11
cReepublicans ProudLib72 Sep 2018 #12
Been considering all day RoBear Sep 2018 #13
Creepy? Carlson is the epitome of creepy. He makes my skin crawl! George II Sep 2018 #15
 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
2. Hear, Hear!
Sun Sep 16, 2018, 05:25 PM
Sep 2018

They are all a disgrace to humanity. I can't believe that this is going on in 2018. I feel like we are back in the 1950's. It's sickening!

BlueHusker

(4 posts)
6. In the interest of being factual
Sun Sep 16, 2018, 06:05 PM
Sep 2018

While I share in the spirit of this post, I would like to point out that it is extremely rare for hep c to be sexually transmitted. Otherwise, right on!

PCIntern

(25,553 posts)
8. Come to my dental practice and look through the charts from the old days...
Sun Sep 16, 2018, 06:17 PM
Sep 2018

you'd be amazed...I certainly was.

Zambero

(8,964 posts)
7. That explains what happened to Tucker's CREEPY little bow tie
Sun Sep 16, 2018, 06:10 PM
Sep 2018

He actually DID look at porn, as Avenatti suggested he had, causing his bow tie to quickly unravel and extend itself outward in straight lines left and right. At this point gravity took over, and said tie fell vertically into place, miraculously resembling the makeover "necktie" associated with post-Pee-Wee Tucker. There's a CREEPY explanation for virtuously every idiotic statement that quasi-moralistic hypocrites like Tucker Carlson might conjure up.

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,002 posts)
10. The best Republicons could come up with to defend Kavanaugh is creepy Mark Judge
Sun Sep 16, 2018, 07:25 PM
Sep 2018

who writes creepy "maybe-means-go-all-in" rape culture posts on creepy anti-Semitic Holocaust denier blogs.

RoBear

(1,188 posts)
13. Been considering all day
Sun Sep 16, 2018, 07:43 PM
Sep 2018

that if this creep (he makes my skin crawl!) is approved, we'll have a sexual predator for president and two of them on the supreme court.

And THIS is repugnicant morality?

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