Believe it or not, that image is one of the reasons his base thinks he is such a great manly man. So I am delighted to hear Stormy lay waste to another Trump lie. Why aren't you?

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I can't type anymore.

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This can’t be where this country is.
Even with Monica Lewinsky, I don’t think she ever gave these kind of details.

The Yeti Anti-defamation League

I’m sure Stormy is quite comfortable with explicit sexual language and she is comfortable with being a public figure.

Like Trump, she isn’t easily embarrassed.

Unlike Monica’s situation, Stormy has no interest in protecting Trump.

Now I just need some brain bleach and I can never ever eat a mushroom again. Never

As for me though, that was too much, too early. I won't be able to get the image out of my head all day

..I hate mushrooms..

Probably sleeps with one eye open.

That's awful.

I'm viewing this story as an isolated bit of hilarity, but will soon return to the main menu.

....laughable man I can imagine....

This image is going to simultaneously wanting to make me laugh and puke at the same time.....

as Ivanka has no complaints, who cares?

On Edit: I went to the link for the Mario Cart toad.

Toad is a toadstool mushroom, so I am sorry for jumping in to correct what wasn't a mistake. I knew nothing about Mario Cart or its characters.

I deleted the erroneous "correction."

I love the Internets. Comedy gold.

I can't imagine better reasons for posting a story here.

also an apt description of him from the neck up.....dickhead with a Yeti pube hairdo

My only hope is that this makes him seethe with heart stopping rage

Stormy Daniels disses The Donald’s Dong!

Fatality.

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Kind of gross, but in a funny way

I hope he is humiliated beyond belief by this revelation.

omg

Thanks Stormy

LOL - I hope he blows a stroke.

Who cares what his dick looks like?

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Believe it or not, that image is one of the reasons his base thinks he is such a great manly man. So I am delighted to hear Stormy lay waste to another Trump lie. Why aren't you?

... just returning the favor and defiling his manufactured hyper wealthy theatrical rendition of a jet setting hot stud super rich international Playboy.

He is a fraud, he is a conman, he is a cheat and a liar, he is an Oligarch hood and a criminal thug, he runs a criminal syndicate of money laundering, and finally he is a traitor to the United States of America and a puppet for Mother Russia and a lapdog of Putin.

Every American has a right to smear this human garbage and White Trash with swamp mud until he is removed from the People's White House and locked up in prison with his assets clawed back by the US Treasury.

Justice would be - he lived his remaining life out in a federal penitentiary and he died a pauper without a penny to his name.

Even here on good old du. Go figure.

More importantly, it’s the EXACT kind of idiotic, mindless, self-referential crap that drives #45 closer to his Captain Queeg steel-ball-bearings moment, where he flips out. Hopefully, no nukes will be involved.

So his hair looks like his penis looks like his mouth looks like......

We need a new hashtag - #MushMush

...between humiliation about all this and delight that he's being so publicly emasculated.

[link:https://nypost.com/2018/05/25/rape-suspect-found-not-guilty-after-showing-penis-in-court/|

And now this.

File under Stuff I Really Don’t Need To Know.

This is legitimate news. It eviscerates the virile playboy image Trump has tried to cultivate. Believe it or not, that image is one of the reasons his idiot base thinks he is such a great manly man. So, I am delighted to hear Stormy lay waste to another Trump lie. Why aren't you?

Should have added this.

calls it fake news, as she if very familiar with said penis.

I kept thinking, “spotted dick”. What are Yeti pubes? Really curly? This is making my day. Don’t worry about distractions, Kav will either pull himself out? or we will have a fun-filled Monday watching him lie, stumble, and fumble.😱🤣

LMAO!!!!!!!

Bruise that tiny little ego Stormy!!!!

Is it possible for me to hide all trump penis threads?
EDIT: Never mind. Think I figured it out.

Believe it or not, that image is one of the reasons his idiot base thinks he is such a great manly man. So, I am delighted to hear Stormy lay waste to another Trump lie. Why aren't you?

You know: it’s a risk fucking a woman who does it on camera for a living. None of us are the equivalent of Johnny Wadd. Typical of him to try.

...in his path. Up to and including sending a thug to threaten a woman's baby -- something I won't forget in any hurry. He just finally threatened the wrong woman. Go, Stormy.

when I realize there is no such thing, so I...



Feel much better now.

I'll bet that Nintendo is very upset about the comparison. The game will now need an "M" or "A" rating.

Hope THAT stays down!

Anyone other than the Orange ToadDick Yeti Pube Menace need not worry

eta: Yeti Pube

Trump HAS a penis.

Trump IS a penis.

I know, it gets a little Zen, but so do most things.

you seem upset.

I'm not the one with trumps dick living in my head

Just like Ivanka and Melania.

Now I won't be able to play Super Mario Games ever again, having read this.

Gaaah.

"No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility."

Found on azquotes.com -- apparently from The Second Sex.

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I love stormy!

All that "executive time" in the morning? Just watching TV? Maybe he is, but I've heard the real reason is that it takes the royal hairdressers that long every morning to draw all that yeti fur up his back, thru his collar, and swirl it around in the hairdo the world is so in awe of.

And if everything I've said is not true, may lightning strike Donald Trump.

Excellent visuals!

Like it or not we all have a vivid picture of him naked as hell!

The image fits the rest of what we know.

I wonder if any of his legions of conquests will rush to defend him? I bet all we hear are crickets!

We need a nice, long pubic debate about Comrade Donald's equipment and accompanying flora!

Enjoy a hearty bowlful of karma-flakes, you orange bundle of shrooms.

Link to tweet

Supports Russia more than America.

the size of his dick. Good to know for sure.

Link to tweet