If Trump were to ask Paul Simon what to do about Kavanaugh, I think he'd sing this:

“Too bad, but Brett’s no good,” is what McConnell said to me
The answer’s easy if you take it logically
I know that logical’s not what you like to be
But there are fifty way to ditch a Justice”

Then Mitch said it’s not his habit to intrude
He said, “I’m sorry, but I warned you ‘bout this dude,
But I will help you out, or else we all are screwed
There must be fifty ways to ditch a Justice
Fifty ways to ditch a Justice”

You get rid of this hack Jack
Get a new man, Stan
You find a new boy, Roy
Just listen to me
Toss him under the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Tell Brett that he’s gone, Don
And get yourself free

Mitch said it bothered him to see me in such pain
I said harassment should not be cause to complain
He said that some day, he’d be happy to explain,
But for now those fifty ways…….

I said why don’t we both sleep on it tonight
I wasn’t sleepy, but to tweet, the time was right
And then he kicked me and I realized he possibly was right
There must be fifty ways to ditch a Justice
Fifty ways to ditch a Justice

You get rid of this hack Jack
Get a new man, Stan
You find a new boy, Roy
Just listen to me
Toss him under the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Tell Brett that he’s gone, Don
And get yourself free