"Oh look... they are all up in our election system. It's. rigged...can't possibly certify and election now. Oh well... no election, no collusion, you're the puppet. Get ya' next time, Suckers."

Nah, two of 'em would be more fun.

"Hmmm. . . . What if our Constitution went missing? . . . Then we wouldn't know what to do and I could say no elections this year or tell everyone it said to outlaw Democrats and the President can pass the job to his son when he wants. . . . Yeah. I'll be the Congress would back me on that."

and it was fun. It's not fun anymore."

from the collective memory.

We need a very presidential hurricane to come along, and I can be there throwing paper towels. That'll make me look like a hero! Maybe I can get my good friend Pat Robertson to use his dark powers to conjure up some more hurricanes.