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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsStormy Daniels compared the dotard's wee member to Toad from Mario Kart!!
What a time to be alive!
From Daily Beast https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt shed reveal about Donald Trumpbut its safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the presidents penis to Toadthe incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. He knows he has an unusual penis, Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool
I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex Id ever had, but clearly, he didnt share that opinion.
GemDigger
(4,305 posts)I couldn't get past the first page without laughing my tail off. Toad and Mario Kart are trending....
Thyla
(791 posts)Covered in red spots?
Jarqui
(10,125 posts)polishing the one-eyed bishop to choking the tiny pope with little hands :
targetpractice
(4,919 posts)Not a toadstool in sight among the models, though.
greymattermom
(5,754 posts)anyone with the mushroom cloud?