of a toadstool.

I don't think all of the eye bleach in the world could save us.

I literally wouldn't put it past him.

This was back when people were alluding to small appendages

On stage during a speech he reached for his belt buckle in a gesture to prove the size of his yutz

I remember thinking: who votes for this guy?

But it’ll be someone else’s. A really good looking one, and he’ll claim it’s his

It looks like a penis, only smaller. Much, much smaller.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

it's really really really really really his stuff!

Apparently he is quite endowed.

Worryingly, Black Mirror has turned out to be too accurate for comfort in such matters before:

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the words, please don't show me the thing! I'm having a rough week and that would definitely send me to my bed.

Haven't we been through enough already?

Orange Donny's little little golden rod...

Perfect

Because the whole country now thinks he has a laughable penis. He's got to disprove that some way.

Ron Jeremy's

That's his era. Plus, remember that STDs were Rump's Vietnam.

s i c k

of the mushroom character, it could fly proudly with the drumph diaper
baby balloon outside the white house and his rallies! ooh...yuk....

Besides it was consensual sex.

But if he believes all the goldiggers he’s bedded he might believe that he’s Yuuge!!

So maybe he can take a little comfort in that.

of the "the mushroom," in living color.

I think not.