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I hadn't been online all day, and didn't hear about the more salacious details from Stormy Daniels' book in any TV or radio news. But when I googled
trump twitter
to get the link to Trump's twitter account to see what he's been tweeting today, these were the three headlines for the "top stories" on that Google search page:
Rolling Stone: Trumps Junk: Is It OK to Dick-Shame the President?
Huffington Post: You Dont Want To Know The Trump-Themed Reason Why Mario Kart Is Trending
Vice: The Most Horrified Reactions to Trump's Dick Allegedly Looking Like Toad
Obviously NOT a typical news day.
I did some quick searching on Twitter and found this:
Link to tweet
Described his most intimate part
As less than humungous
And shaped like a fungus,
Like Toad out of Mario Kart.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)The president's dick looks like Toad,
Not freakishly small - for a choad.
Mid pubes of a yeti
And probably sweaty.
This news has made Twitter explode.
highplainsdem
(49,005 posts)BannonsLiver
(16,396 posts)Everyones talking about his little mushroom cap but I find myself wondering if the carpet matches the drapes when it comes to the yeti pubes. Are they really orange too?
bitterross
(4,066 posts)Talking about his tiny, ugly penis is probably what will make him explode more than anything else. It's the worst thing you can do to him. Small, ugly penis and horrible at sex!
Crunchy Frog
(26,587 posts)in under two minutes.