I think maybe water too. So much water. It's like wet only more so. I don't think my incredible victory in the electoral college ... did I tell you about that. I had a victory. A victory in the electoral college. No one, but you, thought I could win. No one. They were all like, Hillary this and that, but I won. I had a YUGE electoral college victory. So many electorals. So many. And then the rain comes. My uncle, did I tell you about my uncle? So smart. He had smarts. It runs in the family. He has the nuclear. He says the rain is like a natural phenomenon like, you know, nature. It's a scientific fact. You can look it up. In books, maybe. Maybe in books. Some people say there's nothing we can do about the rain. It's coming down like urine from a Russian hooker if you know what I mean and I know you know what I mean. I mean it's raining, it's raining YUGE. Very wet.

Putin> You have to wait for the beep. You got to leave your name, you got to leave your number. You got to wait for the beep.

Trump hangs up> Damn he's not home.

Putin to aid> Quick change my number. Never let that man have my number again!