Bruising!

The women, they know:

Then that little glance toward the camera. I can't decide whether it's "I hope you didn't get that" or "See how little respect I have for women, even my own daughter?"

Eau de Flopsweat

That's what I hear, anyhow.

.... My first thoughts were who holds the bulls and how do they get the shit in the little bottles?

He has it all made up in China, labels and everything. Costs $2.37 cents per bottle in quantities of 1000 or more. Now, the new tariffs may raise his cost a bit, but he has plenty of margin to work with.

So, false advertising, but the Chinese are really good at duplicating fragrances, so perhaps he sent a flopsweat sample to be copied. I don't know. I don't have $75 to spare to check it out.