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JohnnyRingo

(18,636 posts) Tue Sep 25, 2018, 07:51 PM Sep 2018

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World's. Worst. Wingman.

I saw this idiot at a bar in NE Ohio last week. Captions welcomed:

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We still have our work cut out for us.

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World's. Worst. Wingman. (Original Post) JohnnyRingo Sep 2018 OP

I'm not sure mycelium counts has having "balls". Solly Mack Sep 2018 #1

Given Ms. Daniel's graphic description, might need a magnifying glass to find them. libdem4life Sep 2018 #2

And hedge shears to get through the Yeti pubes. Nevilledog Sep 2018 #5

Oh No! cmeneer Sep 2018 #3

Me, too! Ohiogal Sep 2018 #6

The ladies were all over him. JohnnyRingo Sep 2018 #9

It was in Newbury JohnnyRingo Sep 2018 #7

Balls and triple chins, quite the combo. nt FromTheAshes Sep 2018 #4

Being a loud-mouthed bully hardly counts as "having balls". smirkymonkey Sep 2018 #8

Don't you mean someone with mushrooms? muntrv Sep 2018 #10

Solly Mack

(90,775 posts)

1. I'm not sure mycelium counts has having "balls".

Reply to JohnnyRingo (Original post)

Tue Sep 25, 2018, 07:58 PM

Sep 2018

libdem4life

(13,877 posts)

2. Given Ms. Daniel's graphic description, might need a magnifying glass to find them.

Reply to JohnnyRingo (Original post)

Tue Sep 25, 2018, 08:02 PM

Sep 2018

Nevilledog

(51,133 posts)

5. And hedge shears to get through the Yeti pubes.

Reply to libdem4life (Reply #2)

Tue Sep 25, 2018, 08:09 PM

Sep 2018

cmeneer

(253 posts)

3. Oh No!

Reply to JohnnyRingo (Original post)

Tue Sep 25, 2018, 08:03 PM

Sep 2018

I live in NE Ohio and shudder to think this idiot may be on a street near me!

Ohiogal

(32,015 posts)

6. Me, too!

Reply to cmeneer (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 25, 2018, 08:11 PM

Sep 2018

Although if I ran into him in person, in this shirt, I might vomit all over it.

JohnnyRingo

(18,636 posts)

9. The ladies were all over him.

Reply to Ohiogal (Reply #6)

Tue Sep 25, 2018, 08:16 PM

Sep 2018

hahahahahahahaha Nah!

The women at my table were making gagging sounds as he chose to present himself between us & the stage.

JohnnyRingo

(18,636 posts)

7. It was in Newbury

Reply to cmeneer (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 25, 2018, 08:12 PM

Sep 2018

Northern Whiskey was playing at Zeppe's Pizza, and I made the nice sports car ride over from Cortland. The front of the shirt just said DILLIGAF, a now defunct local band, though I don't know if there's a connection. He may have been making a statement. Another one.

FromTheAshes

(128 posts)

4. Balls and triple chins, quite the combo. nt

Reply to JohnnyRingo (Original post)

Tue Sep 25, 2018, 08:04 PM

Sep 2018

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

8. Being a loud-mouthed bully hardly counts as "having balls".

Reply to JohnnyRingo (Original post)

Tue Sep 25, 2018, 08:15 PM

Sep 2018

He's a paper tiger. All bluster, no substance. If it ever came down to a real fight he would fold like a cheap suit.

muntrv

(14,505 posts)

10. Don't you mean someone with mushrooms?

Reply to JohnnyRingo (Original post)

Tue Sep 25, 2018, 08:18 PM

Sep 2018

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