He was doing some sort of evil Kenyan/Muslim cursey thing to make me lose 'cause he hates the baby Jeebus!!!

Edit 'causin I fergot the 2nd part:

But, this just makes me stronger because God and the Lord Jeebus are on my side!! (this will be repeated by each loser...and the winner...making Jesus' head spin and God facepalm)

Yeah, that's the ticket.

I could just have been appointed by my corprut overloards!
It was Obamas fault any way.
And my dog ate half of the ballots.

It must have been all the sinning going on in Iowa that let him in.

Then they will talk about how Iowa does not matter (at least Hunstman had the guts to say it before the election).

It really is a screwy way to choose a president.

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