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(14,291 posts)3catwoman3
(23,996 posts)Who upchucked in many a pail.
He drank to excess,
And thought No meant Yes.
He now tells a slimy false tale.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Whose breath smelled like beer gone stale
He put on a show
So everyone would know
He should be going straight to hell
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Polygraphs he'd certainly fail
Instead of investigation
Rs turned to causation
It's the woman's fault, not the male!
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)The truth he just couldn't tell
With senators he got pissed
And his victims he dissed
This "jurist" should be going to jail
Pepsidog
(6,254 posts)pazzyanne
(6,556 posts)I had no idea we had so many talented people into writing limericks. They were wonderful.
erronis
(15,277 posts)Polygraphs he'd certainly fail
Instead of investigation
Rs turned to causation
It's the woman's fault, not the male!
Stuart G
(38,427 posts)The jurist from Yale
Will certainly fail
And will cry a tear
Into his large beer
As they take him away
On that fine day.
He'd better not fail,
To pay for his bail
Or it is off to jail
Pepsidog
(6,254 posts)Stuart G
(38,427 posts)Pepsidog
(6,254 posts)benld74
(9,904 posts)shanny
(6,709 posts)Nevilledog
(51,107 posts)shanny
(6,709 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)zentrum
(9,865 posts)...a prayer!
Demobrat
(8,980 posts)There once was a jurist from Yale
Whose calendar told quite a tale
He went out for skis
With Bernie and Squi
Now his alibi looks like a fail.
spooky3
(34,456 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)Princess Turandot
(4,787 posts)There once was a jurist from Yale
Who swore that he would prevail
Then the sins of his past
Came furious and fast
And dropped him on his third rail
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)its encompassing truth and for that wonderful last line.
DFW
(54,390 posts)There once was a frat boy from Yale
Through the Senate he thought he would sail
But before the committee
His performance was shitty
And so caused his free ride to fail
sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)There once was someone from Yale,
Who thought he was hot crap,
Thus entitled to and deserved a
Slot on the Fed Supreme Judiciary.
He lied through his snarling opposum teeth
And was an embarrassing spectacle on teevee.
Donkees
(31,409 posts)who drank 100 kegs of ale
he couldn't stop lying,
sniveling, crying
as he raped his way to jail
Harker
(14,019 posts)developed an odd fondness for ale.
Eschewing a glass, it went straight in his ass...
He's clearly gone way b'yond the pale.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Who thought accusations wouldn't stick,
He yelled and he cried,
"I didn't do it! She lied!"
Isn't that how exceptionalists tick?
Harker
(14,019 posts)malaise
(269,019 posts)Delighted to be #100
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)Bob Loblaw
(1,900 posts)He never once had to post bail
Would drink himself blind
He bitched and he whined
And this dick thinks that he's Alpha male
Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)A limerick writer online
Wrote a poem that he thought was fine.
But it had a clear flaw --
That priv'lege trumps law,
So there's no chance that Brett will do time.
peekaloo
(22,977 posts)Whose yearbooks told quite a tale
he righteously goofed
when asked if he boofed
By pulling answers straight out of his tail.
hatrack
(59,587 posts)Last edited Tue Oct 2, 2018, 02:12 PM - Edit history (1)
Whose interview redefined "fail"
He's a rapey old snot
But supporters care not
He'll deliver the Koch Brothers' grail
calimary
(81,283 posts)Last edited Tue Oct 2, 2018, 02:05 PM - Edit history (1)
There once was a jurist from Yale
Who spent all his youth chasing tail.
He chugged down the beer
In his victims, struck fear!
Win or lose: a perpetual FAIL.