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underpants

(182,877 posts)
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 03:33 AM Oct 2018

The Bacon Jesus test

Can't sleep so I was looking through Facebook replies and saw this little gem:

It’s all connected to religion ? The Democrats are Islamic/Pope followers and indulge in their sins. They have used these tactics for centuries. They Love false Witnesses ! For that is all they are is false 😉 Kavanaugh is no different than Joseph of the Bible. And once you’ve seen and heard their stories, any dummy can see that they are lieing 😉 Why the fight ? Kavanaugh will stand on Our Constitution 😉 GOD promises The Judges will be restored 😉 And the Enemies of GOD are the one’s bringing Liars forward. Just as they did to Christ ! And the passing of envelopes during questioning and the constant co hearsing that was seen of them . Sorry, but the proof is in the pudding. Democrats are not for America at all !!! Vote the Trash out !!! If they don’t eat bacon and love JESUS, they should not be allowed to rule here 😉 Let Kavanaugh be appointed to Supreme Court let Our land be restored 😉

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The Bacon Jesus test (Original Post) underpants Oct 2018 OP
Thanks for posting! That was like candy! dchill Oct 2018 #1
Thanks underpants Oct 2018 #4
"...because google is liberal." dchill Oct 2018 #5
Yes. Bacon candy Sucha NastyWoman Oct 2018 #6
Mmmm. Tasty! dchill Oct 2018 #8
Um... Pope followers? Hugin Oct 2018 #2
I pointed that out in a response. underpants Oct 2018 #10
God, Turbineguy Oct 2018 #3
Hold it. Wait. There's more. underpants Oct 2018 #21
amazing vlyons Oct 2018 #7
I love this underpants Oct 2018 #12
It's one of the 4 immeasurables vlyons Oct 2018 #17
"Let Kavanaugh be appointed to Supreme Court let Our land be restored.' dchill Oct 2018 #9
Jesus was Jewish. I doubt he ate bacon... Wounded Bear Oct 2018 #11
I think you are trying to confuse the thread with...y'know...facts .... OnDoutside Oct 2018 #13
didn't Jesus drive devils into a herd of pigs? vlyons Oct 2018 #18
Guess they aren't aware that Jesus is mentioned more than Muhammad Docreed2003 Oct 2018 #14
See my other posts here too. underpants Oct 2018 #22
All I have to say is OnDoutside Oct 2018 #15
Thank you. I got my MDR of crazy in one convenient dose. nt Buns_of_Fire Oct 2018 #16
co hearsing Doremus Oct 2018 #19
Sheeee-it... I can top that. albacore Oct 2018 #20

underpants

(182,877 posts)
4. Thanks
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 03:49 AM
Oct 2018

No clue who this guy posting this is. He really has a thing for Joseph.

It was in reply to a post about Obama smoking weed and doing coke but Kavanaugh drank beer and farted and "the Democrats lost it". I dared to point out that "boofing" isn't farting and off they went. I'm not kidding they doubted that boofing wasn't farting because google is liberal. Waaaaaay out there.

Hugin

(33,198 posts)
2. Um... Pope followers?
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 03:46 AM
Oct 2018

Did this loon miss the part about Kravenope being Catholic? It's one of the few things that was laid right out there.

underpants

(182,877 posts)
21. Hold it. Wait. There's more.
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 01:27 PM
Oct 2018

Yes,and what a messed up Church it is 😂 Prior to Christians in Rome. What religion ruled there 😉 The Emperor was worshipped along with many gods,just like here . Constantine didn’t surrender power He claimed more 😉 And it grew from there . A Catholic was what a Christian living in Rome was called . And Roman Catholicism is a combination of many religions and beliefs piled onto Christianity. But then Catholic’s started to read and found scripture to be contrary to what the Roman Pope’s was saying. That the Church was saying 😉 that’s where the reformist all started being found. Up to the King James Bible and men with fear driving them. To guy’s like Wescott and Hort who altered the Greek New Testament that Newer Versions are made from. The Textus Receptus or recieved text is to the King James Bible . Which those who follow Christ trust the most 😉 A Catholic that read’s a King James Bible and follows Christ. No problem 😉 But they haven’t proven anything other than they can’t remember 😂😂🤢🤮 The Roman Catholic Church has Two sides to it . Good and Evil, right now is not good. I Know Trump is tight with the Pope 😉 Melania had her beads blessed by Him . Kavanaugh, you want another to step up 🤔 Foolish ! Rome already rules the World 🌎 Hillary or Trump, We had Only this option ! Hillary would have gone to the throat ! Going first for the guns, which with her appointed Supreme Court nominees. Yes Ruth would surrender the Throne 😉 To far more sinister individuals 😔 Blood shed from the start to the finish ! Trump and His Family is the way America should vote. Till the last Trump sounds ! Let them put up Their cattle gates slowly so to allow Christian’s to still try and reach the World. We’re already told how the end comes . We already know they will try to force Us to take the mark ! To deny is to die ! Hillary would have done this 😉 Obamacare had it in writing, implant’s . Tracking chips 🤔 And Who does JESUS call Father ? JEHOVAH for that is His name ! Isaiah 11 says I’m right 😉


WOW!!!!!!! Dude! That’s an incredible,absolutely incredible response!!!!! Thank you!!!!! Makes me wanna run around in a pair of underwear with the American flag on the ass of em and a big ass eagle on my arm!!!😍

vlyons

(10,252 posts)
7. amazing
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 03:53 AM
Oct 2018

As a Buddhist, part of me is appalled. Those kind of people, filled with the dark confused certitude of self-righteousness, challenge me to stay calm and maintain a peaceful mind. Wow! Dualistic mind stretched to some painful extreme. "Islamic/Pope followers?" really?

I am so grateful that I don't walk around with those kind of thoughts. Hatred and paranoia. It never occurs to those people to even try to live harmoniously and peacefully with others. Everything must be stamped out, rubbed out, that doesn't reflect their own egos and belief systems.

May all sentient beings be free of suffering
and the causes and conditions of suffering.

underpants

(182,877 posts)
12. I love this
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 06:57 AM
Oct 2018

May all sentient beings be free of suffering
and the causes and conditions of suffering.

vlyons

(10,252 posts)
17. It's one of the 4 immeasurables
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 08:52 AM
Oct 2018

Called immeasurable because these 4 thoughts, liberation, happiness, joy, and equanimity, bring immeasurable benefits. I say them as part of my regular practice. They are very well known in Buddhism and repeated by millions of people around the world every day.

May all sentient beings be free from suffering
and the causes and conditions of suffering.

May all sentient beings be happy
and have the causes and conditions of happiness.

May all sentient beings find joy
in appreciating the success, happiness, and well being of others.

May all beings rest in the equanimity
of no more craving, attachment, or aversion.

dchill

(38,532 posts)
9. "Let Kavanaugh be appointed to Supreme Court let Our land be restored.'
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 04:00 AM
Oct 2018

These two things cannot coexist. But we know that. Also, punctuation isn't for everyone, I guess.

Wounded Bear

(58,706 posts)
11. Jesus was Jewish. I doubt he ate bacon...
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 04:52 AM
Oct 2018


The ability of these cretins to accept paradox is astounding.

That's a lot of projection for such a brief selection of text.

vlyons

(10,252 posts)
18. didn't Jesus drive devils into a herd of pigs?
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 08:57 AM
Oct 2018

Matthew 8:31. Poor pigs. Poor people that ate the pigs. And exactly why were pigs being raised in Israel at that time? Must have been Roman pigs.

I'm not a Christian, and I know the Bible better than some of those cretins.

underpants

(182,877 posts)
22. See my other posts here too.
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 01:30 PM
Oct 2018

And if this World wants peace They all need to eat some “Bacon” ! And I believe every American Politician from here on out should eat it at least once a week 😉 For Our Enemies will not !

yessss!!!! Bacon America great again, one strip at a time!!!

😂😂😂 2020 New Campaign Logan; Bacon America Great Again one strip at a Time. And their debates, they have to eat Bacon 🥓. No debate, no votes 😉

albacore

(2,406 posts)
20. Sheeee-it... I can top that.
Wed Oct 3, 2018, 10:24 AM
Oct 2018

Verbatim response to one of my FB posts...

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Public enemy #1 is leftist liberals, #2 Islam, Liberal leftist will never understand logic and truth ! They are an ignorant , militant enemy of AMERICA ! Anarchists seeking to destroy America's very foundation ! Liberals are a cancer on America. Liberalism is a disease it breeds degenerate's! The leftist liberal dummycrats are , in reality, marxist/communists - a destructive ideology created by the Marx and Engels . This destructive ideology has wreaked havoc all over the world and has become deeply entrenched in OUR country , especially in the educational system where leftist/socialist/communist have taken over and are brainwashing OUR children ! Liberal leftist teachers/professors have turned OUR schools/colleges into terrorist training camps , as we can see from the violence on OUR campuses today ! What we are seeing is the systematic DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA ! education is being watered down to cater to the lowest common denominator, the lowest mentality ! Instead of promoting a strong youth of mind - body -soul , we are feminizing men , and masculinizing women ! This has always been a platform of the communist party - to destroy the family unit , which is the foundation stone of OUR country ! George Soros ( Ex Nazi ) is one of many on the liberal left who are using their power/money to fund the destruction of America ! This man is nefarious and a threat to the entire World ! His liberal leftist minions are the TRUE hatemongers of the world ! The mainstream FAKE media are willing participants in the brainwashing of Americans ! Only now are We The People coming to the realization that the mainstream media is THE ENEMY , and has been widely discredited ! So let us resolve to never allow this liberal leftist dummycrat MONSTER to ever raise it's head again in America ! We must CRUSH this menace here , so we can begin to CRUSH it all over the world ! we MUST cleanse the educational system , the political system , and the media of these ENEMY infiltrators ! Never hire a liberal leftist ! Eliminate the welfare state mentality ! Cleanse America of ALL illegals , no matter who they are or how long they have evaded OUR laws ! If We the People can achieve these goals We will have broken the back of this MONSTER in America ! Let it be so !

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