Just in time for the GOP convention: "RED ALERT: Strip clubs among Tampa's cleanest kitchens"

You've seen those "dirty dinning" reports on local tv? Well, government inspectors in Florida are doing their job (assuming they weren't distracted during their visits)! According to the latest restaurant reviews, Tampa is primed (sorry) and ready for the repub visitors! Even though we assume that Mittens won't likely visit an exclusive club restaurant, the expectation that delegates will be looking to dine out is a sure bet.

http://brandon.wtsp.com/news/news/135763-red-alert-strip-clubs-among-tampas-cleanest-kitchens

"Tampa, Florida- Seedy, sleazy, seductive...They're words some might use to describe Tampa strip clubs. - snip -
While the girls up on stage leave little to the imagination, we wondered what was going on behind closed doors, in the kitchens of Bay area adult establishments." - snip - We pulled inspection reports for six Bay area gentleman's clubs offering full dinner menus. The results were surprisingly revealing. - snip - "When they sit in our dining room they forget where they're at and they think they're at a Ruth's Chris, or a Bern's," says Megna. "Then they get their food and some people tell me this is better than what I get at Bern's!"