I am a mobster. I am a proud mobster! In November this proud mobster will be voting! As a newly

identified mobster, as is The Godfather tradition, I will be going to the mattresses.

I couldn’t be happier that that dumbfucking orange haired anus has has once again stepped on his own hemorrhoids and given us ammunition for the ongoing fight.

We should all embrace this identity and take to heart the that anti trump is mobster strong.