Couldn't everyone figure that out?

first shall be last.

too batshit crazy for Repuke voters in her birth state.. she will be the next to drop out I'm sure.

Hopefully, though, she's completely toast.

Guess you can start doing your day job again - misrepresenting the people of your district/

I am sure she will have some hilarious comments on her way out. Don't let us down Michele.

God can't be wrong. The miracle is coming. God is just tempting her. She still believes. Maybe because there was no snow God got confused as to where he was suppose to be tonight.

Bachmann: "Pleeeease, Lord, let me be President"
G'd: "Awww HAAAAAAAAALE no!"

And possibly awed too...

....

the sane and leadership proven Tarryl Clark is baffling. Clark runs circles around Bachmann when leadership qualities are considered.

Kermit the Frog is baffling.

In that crowd of nine ninnies, it was quite a contest for last place.

knows the one who gives them out!
Some notable quotes:


“I think there’s a lot of silent support that’s going to come out tonight,” she said. “We think people are going to be very surprised with what the vote is tonight. We’re confident.”

“We’re moving on and we’re moving forward,” she added. “This election is far from over.”

"The poll that we saw is the one we saw in the last 99 counties, and it was overwhelming," she said.

"It was like an electric light switch was flipped on .... We saw literally thousands of people make their decision on the spot. They're our best advocates."

"Tomorrow night we are going to see a miracle, because we know the one who gives miracles," Bachmann said Monday night at a rally outside her headquarters in Urbandale.

Face it crazy woman. You suck. And you lost. Go away.

not be counting Huntsman... She's currently got 10X his vote total

Which explains his vote count..

rule of thumb:
"The saner they seem, the farther they fall".

Edit: Although, using this metric, we'd have to consider Bachmann's results as an outlier fluke!

Live on the edge.

Ha ha! Indeed!

she's already bought her plane ticket to SC! How can this be? Well, I guess she can cash it in to pay off some of her campaign debts...
SG

will come in last. I don't see how he can get ahead of Bachman at this point.

Iowa results on the right side of page on the link below

Here: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/

How could her god and Earthly Master Marcus do this to her in the state of her begoteness. She was promised a miracle, and there must have been a big screw up somewhere in their system.

I want to read about her coming in last when she runs for re-election in her congressional district.

THEN I'll be happy.

Sorry Michele, even Iowan Republicans can recognize someone as crazy as you.

But glad when the population recognizes it.

And FAUX News actually told the truth about something this year.

Corny dogs everywhere just breathed a huge sigh of relief.