Take heart people

Sure you might get blown to bits by a random crazy Trumper.
Sure your right to say anything about how you are governed is under attack.
Sure you hope you don't get REALLY sick because you can't afford the doctor and will likely lose your job on the 91st day.
Sure the chances of you ending up destitute when you are old is pretty high.
Sure the chances of your kids / grandkids going to college is dwindling away by the day.

But THIS WEEK Trump is going to sign a middle class tax cut that will put MAGAmillions in your pocket.
And he'll do it all without any help from Congress too (they aren't at work).
What a guy.