I’d like to see what it was.

...while the graphics are in keeping with the other sides of the MAGAtmobile.

His lawyer says he's very polite.

He was very polite when he told her she was going to hell and that she was a mistake of god’s because she’s a lesbian.

He had fucking stickers of politicians with crosshairs on them all over his van! Sure, you can't be arrested for that, but you should be on a watch list, for christ's sakes!!

I'll add them to the OP

the case just couldn't be opened, let alone cracked.

someone vomited Republican talking points all over that van. Well, except for all the soccer stuff.

Just saying.

It was like a massive imagination stroke.

and... I have you to thank for my pain!

Being as nutty as squirrel shit isn't an excuse or a defense, but this guy clearly doesn't have all of his oars in the water.

You wouldn't be able to see out of any of these windows.

I realize that this is low on the pole of importance here, but still...

Virginia has pretty tight tinting laws but obstructed view appears to get a pass - I've seen vehicles with a serious amount of window stickers.

Shortest episode evah!

We have window tint/cover laws here in Florida so I'm curious if he was ever stopped/ticketed for this nonsense.