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CatWoman

(79,302 posts)
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 09:47 PM Aug 2012

I don't know why this story keeps making me giggle.

My cousin kept posting pics of womens rear ends on Facebook, so I posted this story on his page. Only in Florida

Florida Man Gropes Woman at Wal-Mart, Tells Cops “Her Booty Looked So Good”

On Thursday Aaron Morris was arrested at the North Lauderdale Walmart in Florida for allegedly groping a female customer who was near one of the store's dressing rooms.

Morris was taken to the Broward County jail and charged with misdemeanor for battery. Bail has been set at $1000; he has not posted it yet and remains in police custody.

According to reports, Morris did not deny groping the 18-year-old and told cops that he couldn't resist. Maybe this is a lesson that honesty doesn't always pay off, as Deanne Katz wrote on FindLaw, "If you're going to grope someone's derriere in Walmart it's best to have an alibi ready. Something like 'that's my significant other and they consented' or 'I didn't do anything' would be helpful. 'Her booty looked so good' is not going to help with the sexual harassment charges," as reported on the blogsite of Find Law.

In addition to sexual harassment charged, the victim could sue Morris for monetary compensation in a civil lawsuit.

In the state of Florida, misdemeanor battery - also called simple battery is defined by a Florida Statute as an intentional non-consensual touching of a person, regardless of whether harm is caused or not. A person charged and convicted with this misdemeanor can face up to a year in prison, a year of probation and a fine of $1000. According to reports, this is one of the top causes for arrest and prosecution in the state of Florida.

Read more at http://www.lawyerherald.com/articles/1885/20120814/weird-legal-news-florida-man-gropes-woman-at-wal-mart-tells-cops-her-booty-looked-so-good.htm#KQtMZ4aiwYiKypKZ.99

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I don't know why this story keeps making me giggle. (Original Post) CatWoman Aug 2012 OP
The booty thing is really growing exponentially. I am concerned. NYC_SKP Aug 2012 #1
it exploded?? CatWoman Aug 2012 #2
I was concerned before I know it had exploded. NYC_SKP Aug 2012 #4
It never ceases to amaze me that the power of our sexual impulses will OffWithTheirHeads Aug 2012 #3
I may have a picture of the culprit -- he's done this sort of thing before ... pacalo Aug 2012 #5
Maybe "booty man" needs a kick in his awesome balls! whathehell Aug 2012 #6
was it this guy? KG Aug 2012 #7
 

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)
1. The booty thing is really growing exponentially. I am concerned.
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 09:53 PM
Aug 2012

Women are, I'm told, actually getting booty implants (those who can afford it):



 

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)
4. I was concerned before I know it had exploded.
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 09:59 PM
Aug 2012

It might have ended things for Kim Kardashian and her new husband.

I would hate to be their housekeeper.

 

OffWithTheirHeads

(10,337 posts)
3. It never ceases to amaze me that the power of our sexual impulses will
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 09:56 PM
Aug 2012

Cause people to destroy their entire life for a few moments of gratification. The list of carrears destroyed for a few moments of sexual expression is astounding. What a powerful force. If only we could harness it for good.

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