Far fetched scenario....

...Lurch the Fucking Stiff^TM is imploding, he's cracking under the pressure just two weeks before the Republicant Circle Jerk Fuckfest^TM, he's selected the darling of the Racist Inbred Tea Gargling Party and his wealthy fuck buddies.

My far-fetched scenario, Lurch and Horsey Wife^TM bail; Eddie the Fucking Parasite^TM takes his stead; the Tea Garglers rejoice and the Republicant party goes down in flames, just like the Whigs.

Or is it so far-fetched? Remember how Buchanan took down the Reform party.