Remember the baby trump balloon has been all over the world.

I think "ferret-wearing shitgibbon" was an Irish invention.

There are people around the world who would love to see that thing melt down.

ailsagirl

(22,899 posts)

37. Amen to that!!

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:28 PM

Dec 2018

SummerSnow

(12,608 posts)

52. He has to be naked. Won't be right if his isn't.LOL

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 09:04 PM

Dec 2018

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,830 posts)

2. He isn't capable of running, but I don't even want to see

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:44 PM

Dec 2018

butt naked waddling.

greytdemocrat

(3,299 posts)

3. That's a horrible image!!!

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:44 PM

Dec 2018

Shame on you!!!!

RockRaven

(14,990 posts)

4. you're crazy... Trump can't RUN!!!

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:45 PM

Dec 2018

waddle, wheeze, stumble, and roll.... that's more like it.

brooklynite

(94,718 posts)

5. What a stupid thing to say.

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:45 PM

Dec 2018

You KNOW Trump can't run that far.

malaise

(269,157 posts)

8. A golf cart will do

Reply to brooklynite (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:47 PM

Dec 2018

Yonnie3

(17,478 posts)

26. I have the image of him being wheeled away in a wheelbarrow.

Reply to malaise (Reply #8)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 05:57 PM

Dec 2018

The sort that is used in a stable to cart the cleanings to the compost pile.

I've had this image ever since his "very stable genius" tweet.

malaise

(269,157 posts)

40. DUzy

Reply to Yonnie3 (Reply #26)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:41 PM

Dec 2018

That would validate those who have long known that he's full of shit.

MineralMan

(146,325 posts)

6. Now, there's something I'd fly to DC to watch!

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:46 PM

Dec 2018

Yes, indeed. I doubt he's capable of running far, though, so a guy would want to get there early enough to stand near the White House, I think.

malaise

(269,157 posts)

7. Same here

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #6)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:46 PM

Dec 2018

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,170 posts)

9. That is not a site I wish to see

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:47 PM

Dec 2018

muntrv

(14,505 posts)

11. He won't run. He will ride his golf cart.

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:50 PM

Dec 2018

malaise

(269,157 posts)

13. See #8

Reply to muntrv (Reply #11)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:51 PM

Dec 2018

Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)

53. I am SO praying for this.

Reply to muntrv (Reply #11)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 09:06 PM

Dec 2018

A slow-motion police chase down the freeway with a white golf cart, OJ Simpson style.

Elwood P Dowd

(11,443 posts)

14. You really want to see this?

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:51 PM

Dec 2018

malaise

(269,157 posts)

17. For his shame - sure

Reply to Elwood P Dowd (Reply #14)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:56 PM

Dec 2018

lpbk2713

(42,766 posts)

15. Will his small hands cover his smaller member?

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:53 PM

Dec 2018

I don't think I really want to know.

malaise

(269,157 posts)

18. He won't know or care

Reply to lpbk2713 (Reply #15)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 04:57 PM

Dec 2018

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)

20. ... with the "Lock Them Up" paddy wagon close behind! n/t

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 05:15 PM

Dec 2018

malaise

(269,157 posts)

21. Too good

Reply to RKP5637 (Reply #20)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 05:16 PM

Dec 2018

Elwood P Dowd

(11,443 posts)

24. They would need something more substantial than a paddy wagon for Trump's fat ass.

Reply to RKP5637 (Reply #20)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 05:38 PM

Dec 2018

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)

25. Yep! That "might" do it. Although, it's a pretty heavy and unstable payload!

Reply to Elwood P Dowd (Reply #24)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 05:44 PM

Dec 2018

3catwoman3

(24,032 posts)

39. No, no no! Remember? He's a...

Reply to RKP5637 (Reply #25)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:39 PM

Dec 2018

...stable genius.

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)

41. OMG, I forgot!!! n/t

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #39)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:43 PM

Dec 2018

BannonsLiver

(16,439 posts)

22. How does this OP only have 3 recs?

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 05:19 PM

Dec 2018

I’ll make it 4.

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

23. ROFLLLLLL!

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 05:27 PM

Dec 2018

Ferrets are Cool

(21,109 posts)

28. That would be quite the visual. nt

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:06 PM

Dec 2018

rurallib

(62,445 posts)

29. This would be a good time for tar and feathers to make a comeback

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:07 PM

Dec 2018

mnhtnbb

(31,402 posts)

33. Really!

Reply to rurallib (Reply #29)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:13 PM

Dec 2018

Bob Loblaw

(1,900 posts)

30. Could be worse

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:07 PM

Dec 2018

He could be buck naked. Sorry, just a pet peeve of mine rivaling "could care less" or "same difference". Either way no one should be subjected to any measure of Hair Mousse-a-lini's nakedness.

Pepsidog

(6,254 posts)

31. That's all I want for Christmas

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:12 PM

Dec 2018

mnhtnbb

(31,402 posts)

32. not unless she takes off her come fu*k me pumps

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:12 PM

Dec 2018

Do you suppose it was written in her pre-nup that she had to wear those stiletto heels all the time?

malaise

(269,157 posts)

42. Choking with laughter

Reply to mnhtnbb (Reply #32)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:43 PM

Dec 2018

She may have them in her hands heading for him

George II

(67,782 posts)

35. I'd like to hear about that, I certainly don't want to SEE it!

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:22 PM

Dec 2018

malaise

(269,157 posts)

43. I would be laughing so much that I'd need Depends.

Reply to George II (Reply #35)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:45 PM

Dec 2018

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)

38. No dinner for me tonight.

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:32 PM

Dec 2018

Now THAT would be obscene.

elmac

(4,642 posts)

44. I would settle with No 1 being arrested with No 2 stains in his pants. nt

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:45 PM

Dec 2018

47of74

(18,470 posts)

45. Oh GOD. Trying very hard not to picture that.

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:48 PM

Dec 2018

dameatball

(7,399 posts)

47. I am pretty sure that birther wife can run faster than Trump or smokey eyes.

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 06:59 PM

Dec 2018

So, unless she is carrying a red Christmas tree she would probably be in front.

malaise

(269,157 posts)

49. Or her well known heels as noted up thread

Reply to dameatball (Reply #47)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 07:38 PM

Dec 2018

dameatball

(7,399 posts)

50. Oh yeah, I forgot. She will need to ditch the heels and get some Keds!

Reply to malaise (Reply #49)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 08:54 PM

Dec 2018

apkhgp

(1,068 posts)

48. This is almost too good to be true

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 07:37 PM

Dec 2018

Right around Christmas time too. Ebenezer Scrooge has nothing on 45...45 has nothing on Robert Mueller...but Robert Mueller is getting everything on 45, and when he does watch out.

malaise

(269,157 posts)

51. It's just a wish

Reply to apkhgp (Reply #48)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 08:55 PM

Dec 2018

We can dream.

apkhgp

(1,068 posts)

55. I dream everyday

Reply to malaise (Reply #51)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 09:29 PM

Dec 2018

Everyday

dewsgirl

(14,961 posts)

54. From the sound of it, we are not far from that scenario.

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 09:20 PM

Dec 2018

malaise

(269,157 posts)

56. What makes it hilarious is that it doesn't seem that far fetched

Reply to dewsgirl (Reply #54)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 09:42 PM

Dec 2018

Hermit-The-Prog

(33,409 posts)

57. thank you for that laugh!

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 09:44 PM

Dec 2018

No collusion! No clothes! No clothes means no collusion!
Crooked Hillary has clothes! She's collusion!
Angry Democrats are coming!
Covfefe! Covfefe! Covfefe!

malaise

(269,157 posts)

61. I have noticed that the mood is much lighter around here these days

Reply to Hermit-The-Prog (Reply #57)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 06:19 PM

Dec 2018

Hermit-The-Prog

(33,409 posts)

62. it's the felonies and waves

Reply to malaise (Reply #61)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 06:37 PM

Dec 2018

There are signs the nightmare may be ending.

malaise

(269,157 posts)

63. Absolutely

Reply to Hermit-The-Prog (Reply #62)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 06:42 PM

Dec 2018

NotASurfer

(2,153 posts)

60. And yet people wearing their magical red caps

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 04:44 PM

Dec 2018

Will claim he's wearing the finest tailored suit ever crafted. Silk shirt. Handcrafted tie with a pattern so beautiful it would make the Mona Lisa cry tears of inadequacy at its beauty. Fabric so luxurious you feel you would literally melt upon touching it

You know, MAGA blindness

Sigh. Is that story even on the third-grade reading list any more?

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