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Dread Pirate Roberts

(1,896 posts) Mon Dec 10, 2018, 12:28 PM Dec 2018

Down in the sewer, the rats know something is up!

There's a lot of squealing and scurrying going on down there! I don't know how I got on their e-mail list but I'm glad I am because I love the smell of panic in the morning. It smells like....Victory! All I know is that the rats are most definitely spooked. (And by the way, if this is the "single greatest coup in American history" when were the other ones?) This e-mail seems particularly desperate-I wonder why?

WARNING: DEMOCRATS MOMENTS AWAY FROM IMPEACHING TRUMP

Tea Party loyalist - I haven't heard back from you!
So, I'm wondering - do you still support President Trump?
It's important that I hear back from you RIGHT AWAY, because as we speak House Democrats are banding together to launch a THIRD set of articles of impeachment against President Trump.

As I'm sure you've heard, the threat of impeachment just reached a whole new level, and this time the Democrats aren't holding back.

The Hill is now reporting this to be "the broadest effort yet to oust him as Commander in Chief."

They've hired a huge team of D.C. Swamp Lawyers to put together a case for impeachment that they're now claiming will 'not leave you lacking for reason.'

First it was the FALSE Russia claims against Donald Trump, and now THIS!

So please, before you do anything else, take the Tea Party Flash Poll and show your support for President Trump.

Friend, the Democrats are doing everything in their power to try and make Trump fail. The America First agenda that we elected Trump to fulfill is now hanging by a thread.

If they manage to impeach Trump, everything we've worked so hard for is about to be flushed down the toilet.
But Tea Party loyalists across the country aren't about to let that happen - we're banding together and FIGHTING BACK!

This is no longer about impeachment - this is the single greatest coup in American History.

So please - let us know whether you still support President Trump by CLICKING HERE.
And after you take the Tea Party Flash Poll, please chip in $25, $35, $50, $100 or even $250 right now and help us STOP this witch-hunt!

Sincerely,
Steve Eichler
CEO, Tea Party

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Down in the sewer, the rats know something is up! (Original Post) Dread Pirate Roberts Dec 2018 OP

Who the F is Steve Eichler? Moostache Dec 2018 #1

Ahh....Berlinishgrad Polytechnica! Dread Pirate Roberts Dec 2018 #3

Reminds me of this... Moostache Dec 2018 #4

Is This Where He Went To Law School..... Laxman Dec 2018 #7

THIRD set of articles of impeachment? PoindexterOglethorpe Dec 2018 #2

I will translate this letter KentuckyWoman Dec 2018 #5

You missed the part about hate! Dread Pirate Roberts Dec 2018 #6

'everything we've worked so hard for is about to be flushed down the toilet.' Volaris Dec 2018 #8

All hands on deck! Third email today. Dread Pirate Roberts Dec 2018 #9

Moostache

(9,897 posts)

1. Who the F is Steve Eichler?

Reply to Dread Pirate Roberts (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 12:34 PM

Dec 2018

That is a scary coincidence that such a name with similarities to Eichmann or Himmler would be popping up now in the midst of a rising tide of global fascists and far right ideologies making noise around the world...

Or maybe I just need less coffee in the mornings...

Dread Pirate Roberts

(1,896 posts)

3. Ahh....Berlinishgrad Polytechnica!

Reply to Moostache (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 12:55 PM

Dec 2018

From the Tea Party web site:

Steve Eichler J.D.

Steve Eichler is the Founder and C.E.O. of Tea Party and serves on the board of several prominent Tea Party organizations, Charities, Foundations and is a lifetime Minuteman.

Graduated with a Bachelor of Science from Liberty University (where science teaches us that man lived with the dinosaurs, just like in the Flintstones!) and his JD from Trinity University (not the one in San Antonio or Hartford-which are excellent schools, but from the online school where I think you need to draw the picture of the doggie on the matchbook cover to get in)

Moostache

(9,897 posts)

4. Reminds me of this...

Reply to Dread Pirate Roberts (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:04 PM

Dec 2018

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Laxman

(2,419 posts)

7. Is This Where He Went To Law School.....

Reply to Moostache (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 04:23 PM

Dec 2018

or is this where Jerome Corsi's lawyer went?

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,865 posts)

2. THIRD set of articles of impeachment?

Reply to Dread Pirate Roberts (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 12:52 PM

Dec 2018

I seem to have missed the first two.

KentuckyWoman

(6,688 posts)

5. I will translate this letter

Reply to Dread Pirate Roberts (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:08 PM

Dec 2018

Lies lies lies lies lies lies FEAR.
Lies lies lies lies lies lies FEAR.
Lies lies lies lies lies lies, OMG FEAR.

Send me all your moneys. Lies Fear.

Dread Pirate Roberts

(1,896 posts)

6. You missed the part about hate!

Reply to KentuckyWoman (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:18 PM

Dec 2018

It was easy to miss mixed in with all the lies and fear. It might as well have ended with "I want you to go to your parents' wallets and take out the little green pieces of paper with the pictures of a lot of guys with beards and send them to Uncle Soupy".

Volaris

(10,273 posts)

8. 'everything we've worked so hard for is about to be flushed down the toilet.'

Reply to Dread Pirate Roberts (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 05:35 PM

Dec 2018

That's what's SUPPOSED to happen to shit. More proof that 'movement' conservativism is in fact, just a bowel movement.

Dread Pirate Roberts

(1,896 posts)

9. All hands on deck! Third email today.

Reply to Dread Pirate Roberts (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 05:59 PM

Dec 2018

They must have caught wind of something. (and did you know that Hillary Clinton SNUBBED Melania Trump at the funeral?) I don't know about you guys, but I have always found idiocy cloaked in legitimacy and seriousness to be absolutely hilarious. The stink of their desperation is coming through my computer monitor. If it keeps the hilarity coming, I might send them 5 bucks. Unfortunately, this is the kind of stupidity we are up against. Even Nixon had his hard core supporters.

Breaking: 196 Democratic Members of Congress agree to file a lawsuit against Donald Trump in an effort to remove him from office

ALL HANDS ON DECK!

196 Democrats just made their move and are about officially file a federal lawsuit against President Trump to try and FORCIBLY remove him from the Oval Office.

This isn't impeachment.This is the single greatest coup in American History, and the greatest witch-hunt of our generation.
I'm sending out this email as a RED ALERT to American Patriots.

The stakes have never been higher. The Tea Party can't afford to fall short right now. Grassroots Patriots like yourself are how President Trump became elected in the first place, and we can't abandon now, not when he needs us more than ever.
If we fail, it could jeapordize President Trump's entire first term. That's why I'm personally asking you: Are you on Team Trump?

Everything we've all worked so hard to accomplish will mean nothing if we let the Radical Leftists commit treason right under our noses. They will stop at nothing in their mission to destroy President Trump. So please, let me know if I can count on you.
Are you on Team Trump?

And after you answer, please chip in $25, $35, $100 or even $250 right now and help us STOP this witch-hunt!

Sincerely,
Steve Eichler
CEO, Tea Party

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