It's Official: The President Is an Idiot and This Tweet Is The 'Smocking' Gun
"I'm SMOCKED! SMOCKED, I tell you!"
"President Donald J. Trump is a signed, card-carrying rage tweeter. Normally, when hes rage tweeting about the Russia investigation, its easy to look past his grammar because its amusing to see him folding under the pressure of the investigation in real time.
But early Monday morning, before the president donned his kaftan made from the hides of infant seals and even before he drank his full chalice of goats blood, he was up angry-tweeting in a full sweaty rage. Also, because this tweet went out in the morning, presumably he didnt have time to wake his Russian hooker to see if she could spellcheck it for him, so the president tweeted this:"
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"Yep, thats a presidential tweet that will be archived to prove the tipping point of Americas fall. The fact that the president misspelled smoking as smocking TWICE proves that he doesnt know how to spell smoking. Can we really blame him? Technically, its a seven letter word that includes a suffix and requires the dropping of the e to add the ing and while thats not the part that he flubbed, these words can be difficult.
Lets not get caught on the presidents inability to spell. Whats more shocking is that the president is fully admitting to paying for porn actress Stormy Daniels services calling it a simple private transaction. For those keeping score, the shifting rationale on payment for Stormys services has shifted from there is no there there to there is a there there and she smacked my ass with a rolled-up Forbes magazine!"
https://www.theroot.com/its-official-the-president-is-an-idiot-and-this-tweet-1830982678/amp