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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFake Craigslist Washington DC ad (OR IS IT???) for "Senior Official"...Russian language fluency.
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/gov/d/senior-official/6769672891.html
A prominent federal government agency seeks a top-level manager for a staff of approximately 2000. We are looking for someone to improve the performance of a staff consisting almost entirely of D-list opportunists.
Requirements:
Experience working closely with the elderly in the early to middle stages of dementia.
Experience running a family business rife with nepotism and meddling, incompetent relatives.
Willing to be on-call 24/7 to respond to national emergencies, urgent calls from world leaders and Twitter shit-storms.
Nice to have:
Russian language fluency.
Established relationship with a personal criminal defense attorney.
Ability to obtain a high-level security clearance a plus, but not strictly required, apparently.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers
Pennsylvania Avenue at 16th Street
compensation: $179,700 per year. Many perks, including a security detail and weekly trips to golf resorts aboard a customized Boeing 747.
employment type: full-time
A prominent federal government agency seeks a top-level manager for a staff of approximately 2000. We are looking for someone to improve the performance of a staff consisting almost entirely of D-list opportunists.
Requirements:
Experience working closely with the elderly in the early to middle stages of dementia.
Experience running a family business rife with nepotism and meddling, incompetent relatives.
Willing to be on-call 24/7 to respond to national emergencies, urgent calls from world leaders and Twitter shit-storms.
Nice to have:
Russian language fluency.
Established relationship with a personal criminal defense attorney.
Ability to obtain a high-level security clearance a plus, but not strictly required, apparently.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers
Pennsylvania Avenue at 16th Street
compensation: $179,700 per year. Many perks, including a security detail and weekly trips to golf resorts aboard a customized Boeing 747.
employment type: full-time
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Fake Craigslist Washington DC ad (OR IS IT???) for "Senior Official"...Russian language fluency. (Original Post)
Miles Archer
Dec 2018
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lindysalsagal
(20,686 posts)1. Genius.
Volaris
(10,271 posts)2. This is the best part of my day so far lol!
Whoever posted this needs a gig writing for the daily show hahahaha!
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)3. They forgot: Ability to lie smoothly and effortlessly.
itsrobert
(14,157 posts)4. Is it time for White House Impossible?