Gollum J. Trump explains the White House meeting today.
Gollum J. Trump
@realGollumTrump
Despites filthy Fellowshirps that WAS sneaking to our caves, hobbits cant climb over walls! Walls & Fencies! Bounders and Rangers! Hobbits too fat! They grumbles and falls! A plop is heard and they rolls back to Shire precious....
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2:46 PM - Dec 11, 2018
Gollum J. Trump
@realGollumTrump
.....Bounders and Rangers does BESTEST jobs with the secures! Yes, YES but Shire Wall would be betters and less spensive! We already stacks rocks to groan and makes parts better! Keeps nasty hobbits from sneaking it does! Stinky elveses,.....
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2:50 PM - Dec 11, 2018
Gollum J. Trump
@realGollumTrump
....doesnt wants Precious Safety precious! Eyes wander too far to Farthings! To Shire! They wants Open Shire for any hobbitses to come! Taterists! Brings bigly rotgut and rotten chips! Ferry boats is now Bulgey and Safe! Will stays like this we knows....
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2:54 PM - Dec 11, 2018
Gollum J. Trump
@realGollumTrump
....Beings doesnt see how much Shire Wall gets made! Sticks and stones with muddy slats! Sméagols projekt! If elves with snobby nose dont helps, Muscley Soldiers builds up the rest! They knows how portant it is! It is! But will Shire pays for it precious? We NEVER saids that!!!
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3:01 PM - Dec 11, 2018