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Arkansas Granny

(31,517 posts)
Tue Dec 11, 2018, 05:09 PM Dec 2018

Gollum J. Trump explains the White House meeting today.




Gollum J. Trump
@realGollumTrump
Despites filthy Fellowshirps that WAS sneaking to our caves, hobbits can’t climb over walls! Walls & Fencies! Bounders and Rangers! Hobbits too fat! They grumbles and falls! A plop is heard and they rolls back to Shire precious....

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2:46 PM - Dec 11, 2018



Gollum J. Trump
@realGollumTrump
.....Bounders and Rangers does BESTEST jobs with the secures! Yes, YES but Shire Wall would be betters and less spensive! We already stacks rocks to groan and makes parts better! Keeps nasty hobbits from sneaking it does! Stinky elveses,.....

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2:50 PM - Dec 11, 2018



Gollum J. Trump
@realGollumTrump
....doesn’t wants Precious Safety precious! Eyes wander too far to Farthings! To Shire! They wants Open Shire for any hobbitses to come! Taterists! Brings bigly rotgut and rotten chips! Ferry boats is now Bulgey and Safe! Will stays like this we knows....

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2:54 PM - Dec 11, 2018


Gollum J. Trump
@realGollumTrump
....Beings doesnt see how much Shire Wall gets made! Sticks and stones with muddy slats! Sméagol’s projekt! If elves with snobby nose don’t helps, Muscley Soldiers builds up the rest! They knows how portant it is! It is! But will Shire pays for it precious? We NEVER saids that!!!

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3:01 PM - Dec 11, 2018

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Gollum J. Trump explains the White House meeting today. (Original Post) Arkansas Granny Dec 2018 OP
This doesn't work, comedy-wise gratuitous Dec 2018 #1
Love Gollum! mcar Dec 2018 #2

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
1. This doesn't work, comedy-wise
Tue Dec 11, 2018, 05:16 PM
Dec 2018

Sure Gollum J. Trump is a funny cartoon character, but you've got to change some of Trump's wording, not just repeat verbatim what he said.

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