Good god!

That is his new persona. He is quickly changing to blend in with the back ground and avoid detection. Normal operation for a weasel.

Don the Con knows you were there, and that makes you the prime scapegoat for the fiasco.

and he couldn't move very fast.

work for him either, although he's smart enough to try to find a chair to hide under before using it.

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Pence’s Secret Service codename?

That is hilarious. I'm sure someone(s) will be making a "Flat Mike" and start posing with pictures of it and posting them online.

"SIXTY-NINE!!!" LoL Couldn't resist.

Here's a non sex tip from Flat Mike...

For those who might not know, Flat Stanley is a character in a children's series of books who can make himself flat as a piece of paper. The Flat Stanley Project http://www.flatstanleyproject.com/ describes what to do.

An example:

Credit goes to DUer VOX:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211541550#post17

Jeebus!!!

he's fired.

I find him kinda creepy and I wouldn't trust him. No way in hell can we let him ever hold the presidency.

Donald cannot trust Pence because he is not direct family.

Sit still. Hope no one is paying you any attention. Lord Jebesus for sure don't ever give any indication other than you are in total lock step with the President. And if you can't say anything nice.....don't say a word.

He's already thrown out in the garbage all his Christian principles. He and many in the evangelical MAGA world I'm sure are thinking the same way this cartoon does. That the good lord will use Dear Donald as much as possible to further the Christian Right agenda, like getting a couple more conservative judges on the SCOTUS, and other anti-choice judicial appointments. And that's fine. But if Trump is railroaded out of office by the angry deep state Democrats, they ain't even worried, because Mighty Mike will swoop in and complete their dreams of a new American Theocracy. And Pence is sitting as quiet as a mouse until then.

As for being over...hopefully soon. As for being president...hopefully never.

Did they drug him, or was he praying to be raptured and put out of his misery?

Maybe Mueller was *charging* him?

He wants his Mommy..

Not only the first branch government,

She’s going to sit behind him during the next SOTU!

a woman other than his wife because the temptation would simply be too great. So maybe he's attracted to Nancy Pelosi and was simply trying to restrain himself by focusing intently on something else. Either that or he's been replaced by a mannequin as in a Twilight Zone episode. Schumer seemed to be getting a kick out of the whole thing. Can't wait to see the SNL version. This stuff writes itself.

* Lord Putin,
* Lord Adelson,
* Lord Koch,
* Lord Mercer,
and
* Lord Murdoch.

................

Damn shame he's not praying (for example) for the people suffering in Yemen and on our Southern border......

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Altho right now I forget what it was. He can be funny sometimes. Funny guy with pointed observations. He has a way with words.

No wonder he looked paralyzed.

That's called a "regulator." It's saying, " no" and "stop."

She wants to regulate him. Hahah. Trump, you gettin' some regulatin' real soon.

Jedi Mind Trick?

“These are not the immigrants you’re looking for...we don’t need The Wall...”

rolling down my cheeks from uncontrolled laughter.

To me, Pence looked like someone from back in the day of complete crowd silence and players wearing white tennis togs just sitting still and watching the match by only moving his head back and forth during each volley.

are catching up to him too.

Mind you, he just had a closed door luncheon with Individual-1 this week about what exactly, nobody knows. Then individual-1 made a move on his Chief of Staff to replace John Kelly, but instead of the CoS taking Individual-1's offer, he declined, deciding rather to immediately resign from VP Pence's position too...the week after we find out that Individual-1 is a felon.

As if he knows. He’s in for a rough time with Mother.

There are some brilliantly funny people on here.

Peace

do you get a picture of Pence? Maybe not yet but check back in a couple of days.

that his time is coming up real soon to take over this shit storm. We have to be sure that he is shown to be complicit in this criminal behavior.

I think it was Mike Barnicle.

But has nothing to say about shutting down the government?

he saw the train wreck coming and he just had to sit and watch

Screaming, posturing, threatening, pouting, crying, throwing food... and then there are the other people in the room.

the Anti-Charisma.

Someone earlier made a comment that Donald was PO'ed because Pence did not speak up for him.

Is that true?