Unless, of course, someone hides his phone.

I figure it'll be an old standby for Schumer, like "Lil". He uses Lil against most men in his Tweets.

But I am curious as to what he'll call Speaker Pelosi. My best guess is "Lyin''.

I'm going with Lil and Lyin'.

What do you think?

Nasty Nancy? Choking Chuck?

I think he uses Nasty.

Better to have him punching those buttons than the big, red, shiney button.

Not sure what the heck it is called, but I hope it is kept safely out of his reach.

It's the nuclear 'football' and I hope they deflated it.

Let Baby Donnie have a nerf football to play with.