"No, I didn't call you last; I remember you from when my limo broke down and you towed us to the station. . . . So what's the problem? . . . This job would pay over ten times minimum wage. . . . How can you beat that?"

doesn't mean it can't pass. You just need a huge House electoral college wall victory.

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What do you mean that's not how congress works? I know how congress works. Don't tell me I don't know. I wrote the book whose name I can't remember unless I'm holding it, but let me tell you inside that book are things. Lots of things. Now follow that book and get a deal done. Get my wall!

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What do you mean you don't have the votes? You have the votes. You have them. You just need them to vote. If you don't vote I'll shut the government down. Did you tell them that? I bet you didn't tell them that. Look, I'm forcing the GOP to take all the blame for shutting down the government at Christmas to build a wall that I promised Mexico would pay for so that people will ignore all the stuff I did with Cohen, pornstars, whores, my daughter, the Trump Institute, Trump University, mobsters, Russia, Saudi Arabia, and the moon Nazis, who talk to me in my sleep. Nice fellows, very nice. Now get the vote done.

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What do you mean I'm a butt faced Russian troll with the pickled brain of a 5 year old?

fantastic

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