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I learned something today. Frankly, I learn something most days. However, todays instructional interlude made me stop and ponder beyond what figuratively smacked me in the face. It was a teaching moment that is truly more than the sum of its parts. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
lip balm holders.
Yes, lip balm holders. Apparently, good old pockets, handbags and zippered backpack compartments arent good enough to hold that winter-necessary balm that keeps your lips from drying and cracking. There is an entire industry (cottage and otherwise) set up to provide the masses with tiny little lip balm coozies that can attach to key chains and backpacks. You can buy them on Amazon. Crafters advertise their lip balm holding wares on Facebook and other sites, debating their design, color and ease of use. Parents ask if their childrens names can be added, ostensibly so the product wont be shared or its ownership confused. Moms and Dads are on the lookout for them as holiday stocking stuffers because Santa wants to prevent unnecessary lip balm loss. They even come with the faces of their favorite cartoon characters (much like Pez dispensers). But really, Pez dispensers arent a valid comparison. Pez dispensers ARE necessary. Have ever tried to carry Pez around in a pocket without one? They get fuzzy and furry, sticky and disgusting. A Pez dispenser protects the product until you are ready to pop it in your mouth. Chapstick already comes in a protective dispenser. I am pretty sure it doesnt need an Otterbox, although Lord knows that might be coming down the pike next.
When I made the oh-so-terrible mistake of asking if these were actually a thing, and that I wasnt reading an Onion-esque post, I was vilified by a score of Moms for judging the fact that they didnt want their children to lose their Chapstick. They clip on their backpack. SEE??? And that explains everything. I stopped myself from responding with,
and they dont have a pocket? Good move on my part. The self preservation instinct is strong in this one.
Now dont get me wrong. Im all for innovation. Yes, I own a computer. I have a smart phone. I utilize the internet (as is obvious if you are reading this post). I routinely order online, have watched a Netflix movie, and listened to a streaming music service. But correct me if Im wrong. Do we really need to go to such lengths to create an item that replaces, in essence, a pocket? Must we protect our children to such a degree that they dont have to be responsible for their belongings? Here, Honey. I clipped your Chapstick to the handle of your backpack so you wont lose it. Have a good day and learn a lot! God forbid they lose the whole backpack (which trust me, if you are the parent of a child you KNOW has happened at least once).
Which brings me to the bigger question. Has the world lost its collective mind? Is there a think tank somewhere that sits around and dreams up these inane and essentially unnecessary inventions, just for the purpose of making a buck? What happened to creating things to advance the species, like the light bulb, the toilet, the washing machine, the broom, and a host of other implements that make work easier and our lives better? But no
we or our spawn might lose a 99 cent tube of lip balm, so lets go buy a $5-10 snuggie for it. And if THAT gets lost, well have lost a whole lot more than 99 cents. Insanity.
So this is what I learned today. First of all, that lip balm holders are now a THING. Second, that parents nowadays will do anything to make sure that their children have what they believe they need, even to the exclusion of a little personal responsibility. Third, its wise not to get in between a parent and a cute, useless article if they want it for their child. And fourth, that there are some inventors out there who need a swift kick in the kiester to prod them into designing and building things that will help EVERYONE, not just those who are irresponsible AND hydrationally disadvantaged.
WhiskeyGrinder
(22,357 posts)sl8
(13,787 posts)You write well.
Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)That they frequently melt into sludge in my pocket, particularly in the summer.
I actually woundn"t mind an external carrier to keep it away from body temperature.
Plus, it won't end up in the wash, which is never good.
LeftInTX
(25,375 posts)I do not make saliva and apply lip balm every 5 minutes.
I will be buying them.
I use Aquaphor and own about 20 tubes! At social gatherings I carry the Aquaphor in my hand, along with my phone. I'm always afraid of losing it. If you've ever been at a meeting, fumbling in your purse every 5 minutes is very awkward.
These little holders will come in handy! I can slip the Aquaphor on one of my fingers without losing it.
Thank you for enlightening me
And sorry to burst your outrage bubble!
tblue37
(65,403 posts)in my purse when I need it and end up having to do without and then eventually buy more--just to lose them, too.
Codeine
(25,586 posts)refrigerator. He says it works better cold. He also has a little snuggie on his backpack that holds hand sanitizer.
Its a brave new world. A brave new goofy world.
cynatnite
(31,011 posts)We like them because they are cute as hell.
I'm sure there's a long list of useless things many of us own that deserve just as much antipathy as lip balm holders.
Demovictory9
(32,457 posts)always digging around in my purse for lipstick/balm. Now I will be able to clip them to the inside.
cynatnite
(31,011 posts)She has an awful time with chapped lips.
Demovictory9
(32,457 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,383 posts)I went to the dentist and he noticed my lips were dry so he handed me a teeny, tiny, bullet-sized lip balm thingy. Total plastic pollution.
rustysgurl
(1,040 posts)The purpose of this was not to sow antipathy or outrage or disdain for lip balm holders. First, I thought the fact that they existed was funny. So, I expanded on that, thinking about all the 'holders' and 'cases' and stuff we now have for things that didn't exist even 20 years ago. I ran with it. Sorry to ruffle any feathers. Again, I thought it was amusing. I do not profess to have all the answers, or to push the way I live my life on other people. If people want this stuff, more power to them. I am sure I own things that others wouldn't dream of having. To each his own.
Demovictory9
(32,457 posts)LeftInTX
(25,375 posts)We get old...needs change....
LeftInTX
(25,375 posts)Over the shoulder water bottle holders!!
They were everywhere back then. I ditched mine, cuz they were gathering dust and were getting gunky.
Figured I would just buy a new one if I wanted one.
Then when I came down with Sjogrens, I searched all over.
They had stopped making them.
Luckily a friend had an old one and gave me her's.
Bucky
(54,027 posts)or was that Burgess Meredith?
rustysgurl
(1,040 posts)invented long before FDR, and served a practical purpose. But I understand your point.
ismnotwasm
(41,989 posts)Some less useful than others. Some more.
Autumn
(45,107 posts)Mosby
(16,319 posts)The only change is I went from the black to the blue, I figured the sunscreen couldn't hurt.
I tried some of those fancy organic, clean, vegan or whatever chapsticks recently and they were OK, but they cost too much IMO for everyday use, so I stuck with my blue one.
It sits safely in my pocket, next to my pocket knife, zebra pen and tums. Speaking of tums, now THAT I could use a cozy for, the paper just doesn't have any staying power, and the top tums gets a little gross over time if you know what I mean, but still, when you need one you need one.
Thanks for the OP, you should post more.