On second thought, he could get lost between two bushes.

some topiary’s of Barack & Michelle, Bill & Hillary AND Robert Mueller closing in on them? Now that would be funny and gratifying all in one! 😂🤪

Or is that a different hallway?

I hope that's from Nancy kicking his all over the place.

Just because we're here and on this subject:

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Yes.

Didn't their little legs tickle your nose?

The two of them are grinning like everything is hunky-dory. Truth is, anything and everything they have touched is in a smoldering heap.

Be Best....another joke.

"...then you can let go of his hand. Big smiles, everyone!"

They look like cardboard cut-outs.

wait, which one is that?

Looks like they shaved a substantial amount of poundage off of Mister, and his hands look suspiciously large.

And had white eyebrows.

Christ almighty. If there was another bejejeezus in the offing, she'd probably tell the holy poppa to find another "virgin".

This whole xian story is a total affront to any woman, anywhere. How can the bible-thumping ones put up with it?

Of course most men-generated history is a fabrication of their virility.

My mother was deeply Catholic. I asked her what she would say if I came home and told her I was pregnant with an immaculate conception.
Her response was just wait until I find that young man named Immaculate Conception. Even she didn't buy that ridiculous story.

a white dress at Christmastime is perfectly appropriate to emphasize the virginal nature of our lovely First Lady. She is, after all, as pure as the driven slush.

On second thought it's just the EXTRA-EXTRA virginal.

They couldn't be bothered to unlock them? What a weird, weird shot.

She's sporting an even bigger, newer set of kidneys these days.

Cartoonish looking kidneys actually.

photos, she was looking a little bit too much like a normal human female in her middle area. Plus she needed new those new kidneys. Bing bang boom.

he looks like such a doofus with that stupid smile of his. I still hate seeing the two of them in our White House where they don't belong. They are two intruders.

I can't stand the sight of him. To see the two of them in the White House is just offensive.

Aren't you supposed to button it when standing, and unbutton when sitting? He's such a rube.

he'd need Omar the Tent Maker for a tailor.

My dad used to make that reference to Omar

of thread.

We're talking bigly gut here.

they have a child? Christmas is for families.

Not sure when hunk Bannon showed up.

RWNJ seem to be a bit loose with fidelity.

Anyhoo, Merry Christmas, everyone!

What horrible parents to leave their son out like that.

The lighting is terrible, the background does neither of them any justice at all. It's a hot mess.

The bars were a slight improvement.

And why is Melanoma wearing a nightgown?

If his stomach was that flat, he could have buttoned the jacket. The jacket, though, was unbuttoned.

check out the suit - it looks like the photographer drew it on. She's been made thinner to. I know, because I do it in my photos.

Chump is too thin. Where is their son?

Maybe he’s finally finished that tunnel.

Donald Trump Wished Everyone 'Happy Holidays' When Obama Was Saying 'Merry Christmas'

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-barack-obama-christmas-758794

Baron is being raised by the White House staff.

Maybe he is grateful for that.

Particularly the Trump jet:

She looks awkward and / or creepy in every shot I've seen from her modeling days.

Of course, some would say she's still in her modeling days.

You've got it or you don't, and Model Melania don't.

Link to tweet

coming.

Can't blame the poor twit for trying - at $130,000 a tryst.

the red shags?

That photo just doesn't look right.

It's typical for roadkill to try to slink away to get off the road.

It's still going to take a haz-mat team to clean our White House after that thing is put in prison.


Couldn't they find a professional photographer willing to take that shot?