Today is Dumpster Garage Sale Day

That worthless orange piece of shit, dreading the takeover by the Democratic Party (thank God), is having a garage sale.

Lots of worthless trinkets, including our integrity!

There are also some brownies made by Istanka and a couple of drops of lemonade squeezed out by Jared.

The items for sale are littered all over the table. They're what's left of America, and the buyers are all the despots, oligarchs and killers across the globe. Too bad the MAGATs will never ever understand what we've lost thanks to Pootie and his ilk.

Have you ever met anyone in real life as despicable as Dump? I'd deck the fucker.

I saw a goddamn commercial last night for a Trumpy Bear, a fucking stuffed animal that was basically a teddy bear with Dumpster's ridiculous hairdo sewn on top. Instead of howling with laughter at it (as I would've done), the actors embraced it, adored it and rode it on their motorcycles like it was the coolest thing. Not a drop of irony. Jesus Christ.

I only hope we can reclaim some dignity when the adults come back in January. If it's not too late.