Sung to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Donald the big haired elephant
Had a very nasty past
And if you ever saw it
You would say he wouldn’t last
All of the other elephants
Used to laugh and call him names
They didn’t want dirty Donnie
Playing in their elephant games
Then one foggy election eve
Putin came to say
Donald with your greed so bright
You can lead my plans tonight
Then how the elephants loved him
As Russian money flowed like tea
Donald the big haired Elephant
You’ll go down in history.