With apologies to Clement Clark Moore---

'Twas the day before Christmas and all through the nation
The people told Santa without hesitation
"Don't know what you're bringing, but thought you should know
All anyone wants is for Donald to go."
We've tried being patient, but that has worn thin.
We hope you can see the big mess that we're in.
And, we know that his base must have written you, too.
But, don't bring them coal, Santa, bring them a clue!
With our near ones and dear ones let's all raise a glass
And vow that we'll not let another year pass
Pretending we don't know who's naughty and nice
And hoping St. Nick won't be detained by ICE.
So, give Rudolph a rest and the other eight, too,
And, let us give everyone just what they're due:
An impeachment for Trump and another for Pence
And a White House for Nance would really make sense!
Let us sweep the bums out as the New Year sweeps in
We know what needs doing---NOW LET US BEGIN!

Merry Christmas, DUers!