Lordy forbid!

Of course, on the wives and ex-ones, just being a mormon/polygamist might take care of that contest (Rmoney?)

Money and bankruptcies are personal matters. Let's stick to real world qualifications.... foreign relation experience, working with governments, ...

Vacations and nice big suits are perks that come from being the very bestestest.

I forgot that one.

No charge for the service.

Trump has many more chins than Obama.

Trump has bought the silence of many more women than Obama, who hasn’t bought the silence of any.

Trump has earned the disrespect of many more world leaders than Obama, who was actually loved by world leaders (except for Putin).

Trump has stiffed far more contractors and workers than Obama, who actually pays the people who do stuff for him.

Trump has more people thinking he’s an idiot than think that of Obama, who is the most admired man in America for the 11th year in a row.

Edit: * would without hesitancy toss his offspring under a moving van if necessary to save his own butt from going to the hoosegow.

Oh well, I tired. I trued. I mean I tried.

Have some chocolate.

2 X 0 = 0

At this point.