I don't know how I live with the burden.

I don't know how I'll cope....

as well as that 'awkward; accusation of sexual abuse

Can't believe how dumb some of these supposedly smart guys are.

With all the bad pr he's gotten lately and nonsensical trump pronouncements he's made, why the hell does he think CNN would want him on their air?

Crawl away, slug. Just crawl away.

snatched his brain.

More like Gaslighting about trump isn't as popular as it used to be, asshole.

Next Alan will be complaining about people at Sub Shops wanting to fix him subs instead of open-face steak sandwiches.

In November, a Miami Herald investigation alleged that Dershowitz was involved in a sex slave ring led by financier and convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. The newspaper cited an affidavit by Virginia Roberts, who claimed to have been lured into the operation in 2015 at age 16, and pushed by Epstein to have sex with Dershowitz.

Last week, the New York Daily News revealed that another woman, Sarah Ransome, also claimed to have been coerced into sex with Dershowitz from 2006 to 2007 when she was in her 20s.

Poor, poor, Alan. Complaining that no one except Faux Noise is calling him for his opinion.

Perhaps his 15 minutes of fame has come to an end.

We'll get you fifteen minutes on the View if Gump starts fiending any harder on his daughter. Chin up...we'll give you a call if any of our guys get caught with their pecker in a twelve year old.

this doucehbag's definition of "tragedy."

...in my opinion.