Now!

Just lie back and take it, you know you want it.

He thinks like the rapist he is.

He's your cranky old uncle who sends all those crazed viral RWNJ emails.

How did this country ever come to this...? (Rhetorical question)

I usually delete his RWNJ emails but sometimes have to respond and say “Uncle Bob, did you forget who you sent this to?” Then I attach a gorgeous smiling photo of PBO just to jog his memory. I typically get an email back saying
“Whoops, sorry.”

🙄

Resign!

This is something almost every woman on Earth has heard at least once. Talk about a trigger. Easy there honey. This is what you are for. God that it is a horrible thing for him to say.

That is all.

Now that will be some calmness for your a$$!

But I don’t like roller coasters, bro

No, I'm not volunteering for the job.

That should be our mantra,

- when House Committees starting issuing subpoenas;

- When Mueller indicts Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared;

- When Trump himself is subpoenaed;

- When Pence is indicted;

- When Trump and Pence are impeached.

CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE, DONNIE