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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an unexpected breakthrough that could end the government shutdown, President Donald Trump has backed down from his demand for a wall and offered instead to post Vice-President Mike Pence at the border with big binoculars.
According to the White House, Pences mission at the border will alternate between keeping an eye out for potential intruders and glaring menacingly into the distance.
At a press conference announcing the development, Pence appeared to embrace his new role as the nations first line of defense against illegal immigration.
If anyone wants to sneak into the United States, why, lordy, theyll have to get past Mike Pence first, he said.
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3catwoman3
(23,985 posts)...would scare me off.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Finally, something actually useful to do with Mike Pence! It's about time they put him to work.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,340 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)It would be a shame if he were to be at risk.
louis-t
(23,295 posts)That guy kills me.