Trump has chosen an alternative venue for State of the Union.

President Trump has chosen an alternative venue for his upcoming State of the Union address: The mens room at CBGB in Manhattan's East Village.

The President stated: "What better place than the birthplace of punk rock? It's a tremendous room, and I can cram 100 people in there easily because I know how to do it. I'm the only one who knows how to fit 100 people in there because I'm a celebrity real estate developer and I know how to smush people together. I'll get them all smushed up in there around the urinals, and I'll let 'em have it. They'll be sweating and cheering me, because I'll be talking about border security, man. Did you know that when I was younger, I was told that I looked exactly like Sid Vicious? It's true, really. I got a lot of chicks that way".