W--T--Ever Loving F are people doing? Is this drugs? Right through the ceiling.

The squirrel had just come out of the freezer, and it was the first think she grabbed.

Not real though, right? I mean, a squirrel is not a sharp object. 😂

I'm still thinking about the guy who fell from the ceiling at the fast food joint on the link above....wow.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/enraged-wife-stabs-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel-because-he-didn-t-buy-beer-9030644.html

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-sc-woman-stabbed-spouse-with-ceramic-squirrel-over-beer/

NO BEER?!?! I'm a gonna stab you with Chuckles the ceramic squirrel!

Woman has the look of someone with zero fucks to give, as they say.

Dec 30, 2013.........South Carolina...not Florida....

Cops: S.C. woman stabbed spouse with ceramic squirrel over beer ...

https://www.cbsnews.com/.../cops-sc-woman-stabbed-spouse-with-ceramic-squirrel-ov


Cops: S.C. woman stabbed spouse with ceramic squirrel over beer


Updated on: December 30, 2013 / 2:59 PM / CBS News
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NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. – A 41-year-old South Carolina man was left bloodied early Christmas morning after his spouse attacked and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel for not bringing home beer, according to an incident report obtained by CBS affiliate WCSC.

Helen Ann Williams, 44, was arrested Dec. 25 and charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature, according to the station.

North Charleston police were called to a home around 12:20 a.m. that day for a domestic disturbance.

An incident report states officers arrived to find a man with a large amount of blood on his shirt due to a "large deep" laceration from his left shoulder to left chest area. He also had cuts on his face.

The victim told police he went to the store to get beer, but returned home because the store was closed.

According to the report, Williams was mad the victim did not bring home beer. She then allegedly hit the victim over the head with a ceramic squirrel, and stabbed him in the chest with it, reports the station.

But I seem to recall that there was a story, not too long ago, about a woman stabbing her husband with some form of frozen wildlife.

Something to do with an unwillingness to cook it. Or maybe they were having an argument, and she hit him on the head with it.

Maybe it was just a frozen squirrel that someone, for some reason, chose to use as a weapon.

For some reason this story rings a bell.

Let's just hope they don't have any "Florida Children".

So true!

...Now Florida might be the land of ..."Good and Plenty"....but in Florida....

......Plenty of ........Looney Toons...(apologies to Warner Bros & Wiley E Coyote)

.......beep beep......................

..........sorry people from Florida....you know it crazy down there.................

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-stabs-boyfriend-farts-article-1.1345646


YES....FLORIDA THEY ARE NUTS IN FLORIDA..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes....May 16 2013...in Florida...........New York Daily News:
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A drunken Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch blade after he farted in her face during an argument, police say.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, allegedly knifed her lover of six years — Willie Butler, 53 — as they watched television in their Immokalee apartment last week.

Burns told cops they were fighting about cash when Butler got up to go to the kitchen and broke wind on her head.

She confronted him and things turned ugly — with Butler allegedly throwing a knife at her, which missed

Burns reportedly picked it up and threw it back and hit him in the stomach.

She ran outside, before returning to hit him with a stick on his left arm.

Cops arrived to find a bleeding Butler, who was so drunk he could not give a statement, standing in front of his mailbox.

Burns, who denies cutting Butler, was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, reports 14News.
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