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Zoonart

(11,872 posts)
Thu Jan 24, 2019, 02:52 PM Jan 2019

Get on the stick Robert Mueller

Last edited Thu Jan 24, 2019, 03:52 PM - Edit history (1)

*Sung to the tune of Don’t cry for me Argentna*

Get on the stick Robert Mueller
The truth is we need indictments
Of Donald Jr, or of Ivanka
You bring the handcuffs
I’ll bring the vodka

We were freaked out, we were afraid
Could not get over the shock
Never feared for my government like this before
So we choose justice, and we need your keen legal mind
Provide us with answers at last
It’s all we are craving from you.

Get on the stick Robert Mueller
The government is in freefall
And with the shutdown, they’re playing hardball
The time is now, Bob
Don’t let it crumble.

Are you listening, Bob?
There’s nothing more I can think of to say to you.
All you have to do is sew it up
The verdict rests with you


Been noodling around with this, was not sure if maybe it should be in the lounge. Feel free to share.

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Get on the stick Robert Mueller (Original Post) Zoonart Jan 2019 OP
I'm with you. Polly Hennessey Jan 2019 #1
"none of the monsters will be held accountable." Zoonart Jan 2019 #3
Very nice. eom guillaumeb Jan 2019 #2
Maybe I can get Patty Lupone to belt it out... Zoonart Jan 2019 #4
I'm not sure we'll ever see a report. BamaRefugee Jan 2019 #5
Heh!... touche' Zoonart Jan 2019 #6
That's very good malaise Jan 2019 #7
thanks, Mal. Zoonart Jan 2019 #8
Far prefer he takes his time and gets it right MrsMatt Jan 2019 #9

Polly Hennessey

(6,799 posts)
1. I'm with you.
Thu Jan 24, 2019, 02:59 PM
Jan 2019

Our country is crumbling around us. If he can do something to stop the madness then do it. I know that these investigations take time; however, time is a commodity we may not have. My big fear is that when he is done not one of the monsters will be held accountable.

Zoonart

(11,872 posts)
3. "none of the monsters will be held accountable."
Thu Jan 24, 2019, 03:03 PM
Jan 2019

democracy just disappears beneath a a wave of cynicism and ennui. this too, is what I fear most.

Zoonart

(11,872 posts)
4. Maybe I can get Patty Lupone to belt it out...
Thu Jan 24, 2019, 03:05 PM
Jan 2019

LOL I wish... though she is a liberal and hates MF45.

BamaRefugee

(3,483 posts)
5. I'm not sure we'll ever see a report.
Thu Jan 24, 2019, 03:06 PM
Jan 2019

Mueller is a staunch Republican.
Comey was a rock ribbed Republican.
Rod Rosenstein is a dyed in the wool Republican.
The report would be about a Republican.
The FBI has never done anything in it’s history to help ANY progressive cause.
The fix is in.

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