Immediately the Cheeto in Chief tweeted from the White House that Roger Stone was treated more unfairly than drug dealers and border coyotes. I find that pretty rich coming from Trump. Unless Roger’s wife was put in a cage, I’d say he got off pretty easy by Trump standards. How someone can cram so many lies into so few characters is astounding. It’s probably the only thing at which Trump excels. One day the history books will tell the story of how Trump became president because a bunch of racists inbred to the point that they had the attention span of a gnat. If your family tree goes in a straight line, I’ve got a red hat to sell you. Yep. I’m a bitch. Screw you MAGA nation. You screwed up Christianity and now you’ve screwed up the United States of America. All because you think an immigrant stole your job. Well here’s 280 characters for you:
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As if the Stone indictment wasn’t enough, we also saw a woman finally get the best of Trump. Shockingly, porn and secret payments weren’t involved. Sorry, Stormy. I’ve come to love you honey, but Nancy fucked Trump and that little mushroom of Donald’s never made an appearance. Now that’s my kind of woman. (Note – I just used a word that I once thought I would never use. The F-word. I’ll explain in a bit.) The great deal maker just spent a month dealing himself into Ann Coulter’s timeout corner. Speaking of that pholcidae, Ann Coulter needs to eat a potato chip once in awhile. Honey, when you turn sideways your nose looks like the tab on a zipper. I know. I know. I shouldn’t body shame. Fine. I made fun of a skinny bitch. Hate me today. I’ll apologize tomorrow by sending her a pie. So many assholes. So much shit. So few characters. Even fewer with character.

But where was I? Oh yes…Nancy.

Nancy Pelosi is one hell of a leader despite the fact that we require her to work twice as hard and endlessly prove herself worthy of her job. Nancy isn’t just matching Fred Astaire’s dance moves step-for-step backwards and in heels, she’s reminding the entire world that if women were allowed to take the reins, some important shit could finally get done. For the love of God, you MAGA asshats, she is the reason you have anything even close to affordable healthcare and a living wage. And if not for your precious GOP, you would have gotten the whole enchilada. I probably shouldn’t have used that enchilada metaphore. Did someone say wall?
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Why the last paragraph of that story is not the first paragraph is a good example of how we got into this mess. Shame on the Washington Post for making it so easy for Trump. In my day, people called it judging a book by its cover. I have always just called it what it is: Bullshit. And friends, Twitter is full of bullshit. And the biggest asshole spewing shit and stinking up the place is Donald Jackass Trump. His 57 million followers judge a book by its cover, a person by their color, and their own IQ by the number of channels on their cable box. The only book they might pick up is the Bible and, I promise you, they don’t read that one either. For the record, he’s YOUR president, and YOU’RE an asshat for believing him. YOUR is a possessive adjective. YOU’RE is a contraction of you are.

https://margaretandhelen.com/2019/01/28/i-took-a-look-at-twitter-and-its-full-of-shit-probably-because-of-all-the-assholes-factsmatter-howtotrainyourdragon/