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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNo Wonder He Kept Going Bankrupt
By Calvin Trillin
SCENE: Corner office, Trump Tower, New York City.
DATE: Circa 2013.
IN ATTENDANCE: Donald Trump; Michael Cohen; Donald Trump, Jr.; Eric Trump; Allen Weisselberg, C.F.O. of the Trump Organization.
Donald Trump: All right, were here to decide if we should buy the Garfield Arms apartment building, on Lexington Avenue, from Stan Lewis for ninety-six million dollars, assuming that the financing from the Herzegovina Savings and Loan is still there after the investigation. Stan is a terrific guy, by the wayone of the original members of Mar-a-Lago and the author of that letter of appreciation about how my club is a lot better than any other club. Out of the league of any other club were his exact words. A really great guy. Donald, Jr., what do you have?
Donald Trump, Jr.: Well, I spoke to the commissioner of the New York City Department of Buildings, and he confirmed the existence of the inspection report that our spy in the D.O.B. warned us might be coming. The inspectors think that the building will fall down before the end of the year.
Donald Trump: Stan denies that vehemently.
Donald Trump, Jr.: The commissioner says that the department is preparing a condemnation order.
Donald Trump: Stan strongly denies that. He was very strong in his denial. Very, very strong. He denied it to me personally, on the phone, and he denied it to me last week, when he presented me with that plaque naming me the Carpet Manufacturer Associations South Florida Man of the Year. Michael?
Michael Cohen: I called the commissioner of the Buildings Department and told him that if he condemned the Garfield Arms we would get him fired, we would crush him like a bug, we would litigate him into abject poverty, we would burn his crops, and we would kill his firstborn son.
Donald Trump: What did he say to that?
Michael Cohen: I think when I said that, hed already hung up the phone. I was afraid to call back and find out.
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(53,876 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)erronis
(15,355 posts)Sometimes you only understand situations by viewing them from other perspectives. Rotations, inversions, etc.
That's what humorists and other artists are so good at doing - make us look at our surroundings through another lens. Shakespeare was a master at portraying the highnesses and the lownesses via metaphor and projection.
Trillin, Maher, Borowitz, and others have been great practitioners. There are hundreds more such as cartoonists, comedians that help us find humor in the sad state of affairs.
Of course, the fanatics and RW greedmasters don't "get" humor, and are threatened by it.