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In celebration of the end of Michelle Bachmann's candidacy, I call upon my DU brethren and sistren to waft her on her way with a valedictory poem. Here's mine:
Haiku for Michelle Bachmann
In this contest of
the crazy, you were always
the batshittiest
Let's see yours!
xchrom
(108,903 posts)MilesColtrane
(18,678 posts)On life's long highway there's no looking back.
Now off to the scrap heap, you crazy-eyed hack.
oldhippydude
(2,514 posts)i hear the doors .. this the end, this is he end my friend..
Loge23
(3,922 posts)Fundamentally,
you need help seriously,
crazy is not good.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,732 posts)Eyes wide as saucers
Lights are on but no one's home
God's not talking now
countingbluecars
(4,766 posts)Tea Party sweetheart
No presidency for you
Not even one term
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Another one down
Four Republicans to go
Then they lose big time.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)In cold Iowa winter
Religious bigots rejected you
Too nuts even for them.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,321 posts)Who claimed the Lord's hope she was totin'.
But try as she might
On caucuses' night
For her, no Iowans were votin'.
Plaid Adder
(5,518 posts)I wanted to do a limerick myself, but could not come up with enough rhymes for "batshit."
The Plaid Adder
HangOnKids
(4,291 posts)Frightened of teh gay
Sniveling in the bushes
Hope you shit your pants
Photo of Michele in the bushes:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhrRiYFEZE49Zd-7Ilhp24SWtBaBB-PcOMVZnoHcPicfZE3NhjXw
edit to add photo!
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)Your fake lashes that swat flies;
Can't compete with your venomous lies.
So long my dear;
You will soon be forgotten, never fear.
Mira
(22,380 posts)There once was a woman in congress
the thought of her brings me some huge stress
you look into her eyes
and you know she's not wise
yet she wanted to be Presidentress.
When it came to a grasp of our history
she was clueless and made up her own story
she had absolutely no clue
of what really was true
and today she went down with no glory.
Whisp
(24,096 posts)Benjamin Franklin
Talked to me on Ouija (oh-wee-gee)
Said shut her big gob
Perhaps you were too wise and good
For citizens like these,
Or perhaps an insufficient number
Spoke fluent batshitese.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)The Cat Lady's not quite as crazy as you!
Violets are blue, roses are red,
Your candidacy is better off dead!
countingbluecars
(4,766 posts)There once was a gal named Michelle
Whose gaze was as vacant as hell
Claimed Obama's a commie
Yet was beaten by Romney
Now maybe her babbling she'll quell.
Mira
(22,380 posts)Your campaign is broke beyond all mending,
But dont be sad that its all ending,
For now youve time to help market Marcuss
Cure* for naughty boy-on-boy kisses.
*Patent (leather) pending.
Iowans found her
Weird and creepy,
But I bet she still thinks
She can be VP.
agate50
(1 post)That wild-eyed hysteric, Michelle,
Says that gays are all going to hell.
I find it ironic
That bigot iconic
Is certainly going as well!
RZM
(8,556 posts)Born there, but no dice
Sixth place isn't that bad
Unless it's out of seven
unkachuck
(6,295 posts)Roses are red,
Though your campaign was failin',
I'd giving anything to see,
You make it with Palin.